Watson: What the hell are you doing? Sherlock: Bored! Watson: What? Sherlock firing at the wall: Bored! Bored! Not much got in to the criminal classes. Good job I’m not one of them. Watson: So you take it out on the wall. Sherlock: Ah, the wall had it coming. Watson: Is that a head? Sherlock: […]
Sherlock: You took your time. Watson: Yeah I didn’t get the shopping. Sherlock: What? Why not? Watson: Because I had a row in the shop with a chip and PIN machine. Sherlock: You had a row with a machine? Watson: Sort of. It sat there and I shouted abuse. Watson: Is that my computer? Sherlock: […]
A Study in Pink Therapist: How’s your blog going? Dr. John H. Watson (Martin Freeman): Yeah good. Very good. Therapist: You haven’t written a word, have you? Watson: You just wrote “Still has trust issues”. Therapist: And you read my writing upside down. You see what I mean? John, you’re a soldier. It’s gonna take […]