Jackson: It doesn’t make any sense. When a Goa’uld occupies a planet they usually control the Stargate, and this Gate had no markings of any— {hits a force field} Found something. O’Neill: Who are you? Aris Boch: Aris Boch. Perhaps you’ve heard of me. O’Neill: Ah… not I. Teal’c. Teal’c: I have not. Aris Boch: […]
Dr. Samantha Carter: I never expected this variation. You’re alive. Major Kawalsky walking in: Don’t feel so bad, Colonel. Everybody around here is telling me the same thing. O’Neill: Kawalsky? Hammond: In a manner of speaking. Dr. Fraiser: Actually in a manner of fact, sir. This is Major Charles Kawalsky in almost every physical respect. […]
O’Neill: Hello, children. Daniel. No child labor laws here on Orban? Jackson: No, these are Urrone. They’re like apprentices to the adults. They’re everywhere. Kalan: Colonel O’Neill. You are most punctual. Both Merrin and I are eager to participate in this exchange between our worlds. O’Neill: Major Carter’s eager as well. She’s really looking forward […]
Jackson: Do you believe in ghosts? O’Neill: Ah… no. Jackson: Neither do I. Which means there has to be a logical explanation. Jackson: I translated a phrase in the tablet that I thought meant “attack.” But when I refined the translation, I realized it means “to enter by infiltration.” O’Neill: And you think that’s what […]
Hammond: Before we finish today, I have one other small bit of business. Please come to attention. “From the Vice Chief of Staff of the Air Force. In recognition of Captain Samantha Carter’s outstanding work I hereby authorize her immediate promotion to the rank of Major.” Hammond: It is with great pleasure that I bestow […]
Jacob: So. You guys are the talk of the Tok’ra water cooler. O’Neill: For what? Jacob: Kickin’ some major Hathor behind. O’Neill: Yes, we do take pride in good work. But that’s not why you’re here. Jacob: We need your help. Carter: You need our help? With what? Jacob: Let’s just call it an old […]
Major Davis (Colin Cunningham): If they have someone on the inside, why can’t they do something? Hammond: They did, Major. Hathor: Which one of you shall behost to our new friend? O’Neill: It has her eyes. Hathor: Silence! Raully: I am Tok’ra. Know this: If the Tauri do not destroy you, we will. Villager: I […]
Into the Fire Major Davis (Colin Cunningham): If they have someone on the inside, why can’t they do something? Hammond: They did, Major. Hathor: Which one of you shall be host to our new friend? O’Neill: It has her eyes. Hathor: Silence! Raully: I am Tok’ra. Know this: If the Tauri do not destroy you, […]
Into the Fire Teal’c: There is an old Jaffa saying, General Hammond. “They do not build them as they once did.” Seth Teal’c: Because the creatures represents Setesh, the elements of the Setesh guard have continued to be the source of many jokes among the Jaffa. O’Neill: Jaffa jokes? Let’s hear one of them. Teal’c: […]
Seth Jacob: So. You guys are the talk of the Tok’ra water cooler. O’Neill: For what? Jacob: Kickin’ some major Hathor behind. O’Neill: Yes, we do take pride in good work. But that’s not why you’re here. Jacob: We need your help. Carter: You need our help? With what? Jacob: Let’s just call it an […]
Into the Fire Hathor: Which one of you shall be host to our new friend? O’Neill: It has her eyes. Hathor: Silence! Hathor: We will destroy you for this! O’Neill: “We” would just like you to go away! O’Neill: Alright, blow that C4 as soon as the cavalry comes through the Gate. Carter: What if […]
Into the Fire Major Davis (Colin Cunningham): If they have someone on the inside, why can’t they do something? Hammond: They did, Major. Hammond: One armored platoon should be able to take the Stargate. Major Davis: General. Sir. I’m sorry, but it’s not up to me. Even if it was I don’t agree. Hammond: I […]
Into the Fire Colonel Makepeace: How’s the leg? Can you walk? Jackson: It’s just a deep bleeding gash, but it’ll be fine. Seth O’Neill: Alright. Who’s this Setesh fella? Jackson: Otherwise known as Setec. Set. Seti. Seth. Ancient Egyptian god of chaos. The embodiment of hostility and… outright evil. Hammond: Why haven’t we heard of […]
Major General Trofsky (Tom Butler): Welcome back to the land of the living, Colonel. I’m Major General Trofsky. This is General Raully. General Raully (Samantha Ferris): Maybe we can try to answer some of the questions that are probably weighing heavily on your mind. Trofsky: First of all, I regret to inform you that everyone […]
Hammond: I’d like you to take this note along with you. Keep it in your breast pocket until you get on the other side. It’s fairly self-explanatory. Carter: Sir, is everything all right? Hammond: Everything’s fine. Time to ship out, Captain. O’Neill: You know, this looks suspiciously like the butt-end of a Titan missile. Overhead: […]
Carter: He’s not Goa’uld or Jaffa. I don’t sense any Naquadah. As far as I can tell he’s clean. O’Neill: What’s he doing here? Charlie (Jeff Gulka): I am here to warn you. Fraiser: Well. As far as I can tell he’s human. O’Neill: No bomb in the chest? A little biohazard in the tooth […]
Carter: UAV is a go for launch, sir. Hammond: Launch. {it does} O’Neill: That never gets old. I love that. Jackson: Deja vu. Teal’c: I am unfamiliar with that term. Jackson: Ah, it means I feel like I’ve been here before. Teal’c: That is correct, Daniel Jackson. Yesterday. When we first arrived on this planet. […]
O’Neill: You know I’m not real crazy about this “Don’t call us, we’ll call you” policy. O’Neill: General Hammond, Apophis. Apophis, General Hammond. Hammond: We’ve met. O’Neill: I say we beat whatever information we can out of old snake boy, open that Gate and toss him back to the sharks. Hammond: Not so fast, Colonel. […]
O’Neill: Looks like somebody’s closed up for the winter. Machello (in Daniel): How is he? Fraiser: Not good. He has severe scar tissue all over his body. Looks like he was burned or electrocuted. My guess is he was tortured. Machello (in Daniel): He’s not going to live much longer, is he? Fraiser: I don’t […]
Hammond: Why would their code be coming through so slow? Carter: I don’t know, but if we don’t open the iris— O’Neill: The next thud we hear will be Henry Boyd’s team. O’Neill: Permission to go in, sir. Carter: Negative, sir. O’Neill: What do you mean, negative? Carter: I’m sorry, Colonel. With all due respect. […]
Hammond: Colonel, are you sure you’re okay? O’Neill: I am absolutely fine. There is nothing cruvis with me. {everyone looks at him} What? Jackson: You just said there’s nothing “cruvis” with you. O’Neill: I did not. Jackson: Yes you did. O’Neill: No I didn’t. Jackson: Yes you did. O’Neill: Didn’t. Jackson: Did. O’Neill: Didn’t. Jackson: […]