Hammond: Where’s Teal’c? O’Neill: I don’t know, sir. He was right behind me. Hammond: So the Tok’ra intel was right. The Goa’ulds were scouting P3X-116 for a new base. Jackson: Looks that way. What the Tok’ra didn’t tell us is that the Goa’uld in question was Tanith. Carter: The error we’re receiving from the Gate […]
O’Neill: Okay. So we’re all dead, and there’s an armed Goa’uld on the loose. I got a problem with that. Anybody else got a problem with that? O’Neill: What’s your excuse? Satterfield (Grace Park): I didn’t believe Dr. Jackson was the Goa’uld. Carter: Why not, Satterfield? Satterfield: I don’t know, ma’am. It was just my […]
Jackson: Well that looked… familiar. O’Neill: I don’t see it. Hammond: Plausible deniability. In the event of a future breach of security we’ll be able to point to this television program. That is if it stays on the air. Martin Lloyd (Willie Garson): Okay, scene 23 takes place on another planet. So do you think […]
Homeless Guy: Ninjas! Homeless Guy: You wouldn’t believe me if I told you. O’Neill: Why not? Homeless Guy: I’m just a crazy guy with a shopping cart full of canes. O’Neill: I’m just a cynical Air Force guy with a closet full of National Geographics. Jackson: So you think Maybourne’s a fan of Godzilla movies? […]
O’Neill: Break out the fishing gear, General. Our job here is done. Hammond: I take it your mission was successful. Carter: In a word, sir: Yes. O’Neill: In two words… Yes, sir. Hammond: Your initial report said the Volians were a simple agrarian society. O’Neill: That they are. Jackson: The Volians introduced us to another […]
Narim (Garwin Sanford): Counselor Omoc was well aware that he had very few true friends. He was not concerned with trivial relationships. In his testament, he asked that his memorial be attended only by those whom he respected. Jackson: Uh, no offense, but what are we doing here? Narim: He may not have shown you […]
O’Neill: How hard could it be? Jackson: It’s a dead language. I doubt anyone’s even stood here for three thousands years. Carter: I wouldn’t be too sure about that. O’Neill: Whatcha got there? Carter: Empty pack of cigarettes. In Russian. Jackson: If they went through the Gate before everyone at the Russian base was killed […]
Jackson: These men, whoever they are, abducted the unas I refer to as Chaka. Carter: That’s the one that kidnapped you. Jackson: Same one. Jackson: Their dress indicates pre-industrialization, but they don’t seem to have any Jaffa tattoos, so the presence of Goa’uld weaponry seem contradictory. Teal’c: Indeed. O’Neill: What would they want with an […]
Cassandra: Dominic’s waiting. Dr. Janet Fraiser: Fine. invite him in. I’m sure he’d love have a piece of the birthday cake that Sam went to all the trouble to bake. Carter: Buy. Dr. Fraiser: Bring. Cassandra: Mom. Dr. Fraiser: I’m here. Cassandra: I couldn’t finish the harvest. Dr. Fraiser: That’s okay. Cassandra: I have to […]
O’Neill: Okay. What was that? O’Neill: Carter? Carter: I don’t know, sir. The margin of error in calculating planetary shift used to cause the rough ride but we fixed it. O’Neill: Carter? Carter: We did have to override some of the dialing protocols to get a lock. I’ll check the dialing computer when we get […]
Hammond: Report, Major. Carter: We were attacked by several Jaffa. Lieutenant Tyler went down covering our six and Colonel O’Neill went back for him. Teal’c: We must assemble a rescue team and return to the planet immediately, General Hammond. Hammond: Hold on. Who’s Lieutenant Tyler? Jackson: What do you mean, “Who’s Lieutenant Tyler”? He’s a […]
O’Neill: How long? Jackson: For what? O’Neill: All of it. How long? Jackson: Uh well. Days. Weeks. Months, maybe, of meticulous, tedious boring… you know, tediousness. {Jack and Teal’c walk away} Uh… I could just keeping working now. By lunch at least. O’Neill: Carter, any idea what this thing is yet? Carter: No sir. But […]
Teal’c: It is good to see you, O’Neill. O’Neill: You too. Teal’c: You appear to be well. O’Neill: Well. Forget appearances. The back’s gone, the knee’s shot. Forget curling. You? Teal’c: I am well again. O’Neill: So I hear. Welcome back. Teal’c: I once again pledge to you my allegiance. And ask your forgiveness for […]
Selmak: Kree. Lord Apophis. I am Selmak of the Tokra, commander of this ship. O’Neill: Commander? Jacob: You wanna bicker about rank now? O’Neill: He’s lookin’ a little pissed. Carter: We did just destroy his fleet. Jacob: That ship is unlike anything in the computer records. Carter: Well we are in a completely uncharted part […]
Enemies Selmak: Kree. Apophis. I am Selmak, commander of this ship. O’Neill: Commander? Jacob: You wanna bicker about rank now? O’Neill: I distinctly remember somebody saying, “We’re not gonna make it!” I think we made it. Jacob: I’m sorry I overreacted. At the time it looked very much like we weren’t going to make it. […]
Enemies Teal’c: I have never ceased to be in the service of my god. O’Neill: Alright. That’s sounding a little brainwashy. Threshold Teal’c: It is good to see you, O’Neill. O’Neill: You too. Teal’c: You appear to be well. O’Neill: Well. Forget appearances. The back’s gone, the knee’s shot. Forget curling. O’Neill: Velar. Is that […]
Enemies O’Neill: He’s lookin’ a little pissed. Carter: We did just destroy his fleet. Carter: We can’t let the bugs get a foothold in our galaxy. These things are relentless. Even the Asgards haven’t been able to stop them. Threshold Carter: How’s Junior doing? Dr. Fraiser: The symbiote is fine for now. Although I don’t […]
Enemies Selmak: Kree. Apophis. I am Selmak, commander of this ship. O’Neill: Commander? Jacob: You wanna bicker about rank now? O’Neill: He’s lookin’ a little pissed. Carter: We did just destroy his fleet. O’Neill: I’m enjoying their style. Shoot first, send flowers later. Jackson: My point is that I’m sure you did your best. O’Neill: […]
Threshold Hammond: Master Bra’tac, before we proceed— Bra’tac: We waste time! Hammond: Please explain to me what you hope to achieve by depriving Teal’c of his symbiote. Bra’tac: I hope to save him. Jackson: By killing him. Bra’tac: If necessary. O’Neill: See. I think we disagree on the meaning of the word “save.” Ascension Hammond: […]
Enemies Jackson: My point is that I’m sure you did your best. O’Neill: Apparently it wasn’t good enough. Jackson: Teal’c, remember when Apophis brainwashed your son, Rya’c? Or don’t. Threshold Hammond: Master Bra’tac, before we proceed— Bra’tac: We waste time! Hammond: Please explain to me what you hope to achieve by depriving Teal’c of his […]
Tanith (Peter Wingfield): What just happened? Tok’ra: Sensors detect a mother ship entering orbit. Tanith: We must evacuate immediately. Tok’ra: We have been expecting it. O’Neill ringing in: Hey kids. We’re not parked in a red zone, are we? Teal’c: Tanith was surprised to see us. Jacob: We didn’t want to give him any warning. […]