Hammond: I never anticipated how much paperwork is involved in shutting down a facility. Not exactly the last brave act I wanted to do before retiring. O’Neill: So you’re still just gonna throw it in, huh? Hammond: Well I was a month away from retirement before were started the SGC. Only thing that kept me […]
Read More… from Within the Serpent’s Grasp
Jackson: “Beware the destroyers”. That’s what the message said. These are the coordinates the Goa’uld will launch their attack from. It was a warning. Teal’c: So your vision foretells. Jackson: No! It wasn’t a vision or a dream or a hallucination. It was real. Jackson: The whole time you thought I had disappeared on P3R-233 […]
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Carter: Found a souvenir shop, sir. Jackson: Jack? Sam? Teal’c? {to himself} Oh, I really hate it when this happens. Jackson: General, what’s this all about? Colonel Hammond: General? Do you see stars anywhere on my uniform? Jackson: I know you. I belong here. You don’t. Catherine Langford: Excuse me. Jackson: You were retired. Uh, […]
Read More… from There But for the Grace of God
Hammond: I need to know what went on back there, Teal’c. Teal’c: We were under fire. Distant. Energy weapons of some kind. Possibly Goa’uld technology. Hammond: So it’s possible Colonel O’Neill and Captain Carter were struck by enemy fire. Teal’c: I do not think so. They were but a few meters behind me as I […]
Read More… from Solitudes
O’Neill: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your colonel speaking. Welcome to P3X-niner-eight-niner, where it’s a balmy… room temperature. O’Neill: Well that sounds ominous. Harlan: Comtraya! Comtraya! O’Neill: Daniel? Jackson: I think that’s a greeting. Harlan: Yes. It is. Harlan: You are all such wonderful specimens. to Carter: You in particular. Carter: Colonel. O’Neill: Easy, Captain. […]
Read More… from Tin Man
Narim (Garwin Sanford): Don’t… help us. Jackson: We’d be colonizing space right now if it weren’t for the Dark Ages. There was a period of over 7800 years where science was heresy and anathema. Maybe they didn’t have that setback. Omoc (Tobin Bell): Where is this place? Hammond: You’re on a planet called Earth. These […]
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Jackson: So what exactly are we going to see after this eclipse begins? I mean it is black and it is a hole. O’Neill: Well it might be a black hole. Jackson: Okay, let me put that a different way. Carter: No Daniel, you’re right. You can’t actually see it. Not the singularity itself. It’s […]
Read More… from Singularity
Hanno: He is the one! He killed my father! If you are right, he will be put through the Cor-ai. We do not take revenge like this, or we are no better than the Jaffa. Jackson: That’s interesting. I wonder if everyone’s coming from some sort of religious event. O’Neill: Why does it always have […]
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Jackson: Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music. O’Neill: Sex, drugs, and rock and roll? Jackson: In a manner of speaking. Hathor: We are the mother of all pharaohs. O’Neill: Of course we are. Hathor: You, with the crown of marble. O’Neill to Hammond: She… might mean you, sir. Carter: Why do […]
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Hammond: Better hang on to something, Mr. Secretary. This is how we open the front door around here. Carter: Sir, with respect, this program is quite probably humanity’s most important endeavor. Secretary: They said the same thing about the Apollo programs. They brought back moon rocks. You may have notice we haven’t been to the […]
Read More… from The Nox
Hammond: You know that’s my car, don’t you? O’Neill: You should get that window fixed. Carter: I wonder what they’re going to do with all this stuff. O’Neill: Maybe give it to a museum. Or start one. Jackson: This is a long story. Carter: Yeah, I’ll bet. O’Neill: Tell us about it over sushi. Jackson: […]
Read More… from Fire and Water
Jackson: You were calling out something. “Rya’c”. Does that mean anything? Teal’c: It means nothing. Hammond: This is not my first barbecue, Colonel. Teal’c: If we are discovered, you will be brought before Apophis along with us. O’Neill: We’ll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it. Bra’tac (Tony Amendola): No. The […]
Read More… from Bloodlines
Jackson: There’s no conclusion to the file. No summary, no notes, no… reason to explain why they gave up. O’Neill: Well whole boxes of material could be missing. Jackson: No, the Pentagon said this was everything. O’Neill: Oh please. The Pentagon’s lost entire countries. O’Neill: Daniel, before your head explodes, may I remind you that […]
Read More… from The Torment of Tantalus
Gairwyn: You’re a little short for gods. Thor (as a Norse God hologram): O’Neill: Teal’c, I think we just got the answering machine. Unas (James Earl Jones): Jaffa. I am Unas. The First One. Teal’c: You do not exist. Unas: Kill the human. O’Neill: Excuse me? Unas: And we will feast together. Teal’c: I no […]
Read More… from Thor’s Hammer
Teal’c: You received permission for me to fire my staff weapon in the gate room? Carter: Oh yeah. Jackson: Absolutely. Hammond: Teal’c, you’ll have to leave that here. Teal’c: I have seen your world. I will need it. Sara O’Neill: That other guy. Do you know what he said? O’Neill: I have a pretty fair […]
Read More… from Cold Lazarus
Jackson: Wow, this place is incredible. It’s like we stepped into the Citadel at Mycenae. O’Neill: I thought you said it was Greek. Jackson: Oh, um, Mycenae was an ancient city in the southern Peloponnesus region. O’Neill: Where’s that? Jackson: Greece. O’Neill: Why do I do that? Jackson: Um. Do things feel a little… off […]
Read More… from Brief Candle
Connor (Roger Cross): The people here, they believe he’s their god. Teal’c: Because you came through the Stargate. Connor: No no. You don’t get it. Hanson believes it too. O’Neill: Carter, I want you to take Connor back through the Stargate, report to General Hammond what’s happened here. Carter: No, sir. O’Neill: “No, sir”? Carter: […]
Read More… from The First Commandment
About the lack of light on P3X-797 Jackson: This is crazy. We don’t know what could be there waiting for us when we come through. Makepeace: Don’t you worry, boys. That’s why the SG-3 Marines are coming with. You can count on us to watch your backsides. Jackson: Actually it’s more my front side I […]
Read More… from The Broca Divide
Jackson: What a mess. Teal’c: This temple was destroyed long ago. O’Neill: Let’s get a move on before we meet somebody who remember why. Mughal: If you travel this country you must learn our ways. Carter: I’m thinkin’ we should just go back while we’re ahead. Carter: Daniel, find me an anthropologist that dresses like […]
Read More… from Emancipation
Teal’c: Am I a prisoner? O’Neill: Uh… yeah. Teal’c: I understand. O’Neill: We’re not exactly living up to your expectations of us, are we? O’Neill: Permission to barge in, Sir? Martin Kennedy (Alan Rachins): These slaves, where do they come from? Teal’c: There is a tale of a primitive world the Goa’uld discovered Millennia ago. […]
Read More… from The Enemy Within
Major Samuels (Robert Wisden): Colonel Jack O’Neill? Colonel Jack O’Neill: Retired. Samuels: I’m Major Samuels. O’Neill: Air Force? Samuels: Yes sir. I’m the General’s executive officer. O’Neill: Want a little piece of advice, Major. Get reass’d to NASA. That’s where all the action’s going to be. Out there. Samuels: I’m under orders to bring you […]
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