Within the Serpent’s Grasp

Hammond: I never anticipated how much paperwork is involved in shutting down a facility. Not exactly the last brave act I wanted to do before retiring. O’Neill: So you’re still just gonna throw it in, huh? Hammond: Well I was a month away from retirement before were started the SGC. Only thing that kept me […]

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There But for the Grace of God

Carter: Found a souvenir shop, sir. Jackson: Jack? Sam? Teal’c? {to himself} Oh, I really hate it when this happens. Jackson: General, what’s this all about? Colonel Hammond: General? Do you see stars anywhere on my uniform? Jackson: I know you. I belong here. You don’t. Catherine Langford: Excuse me. Jackson: You were retired. Uh, […]

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Tin Man

O’Neill: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your colonel speaking. Welcome to P3X-niner-eight-niner, where it’s a balmy… room temperature. O’Neill: Well that sounds ominous. Harlan: Comtraya! Comtraya! O’Neill: Daniel? Jackson: I think that’s a greeting. Harlan: Yes. It is. Harlan: You are all such wonderful specimens. to Carter: You in particular. Carter: Colonel. O’Neill: Easy, Captain. […]

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Enigma

Narim (Garwin Sanford): Don’t… help us. Jackson: We’d be colonizing space right now if it weren’t for the Dark Ages. There was a period of over 7800 years where science was heresy and anathema. Maybe they didn’t have that setback. Omoc (Tobin Bell): Where is this place? Hammond: You’re on a planet called Earth. These […]

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The Nox

Hammond: Better hang on to something, Mr. Secretary. This is how we open the front door around here. Carter: Sir, with respect, this program is quite probably humanity’s most important endeavor. Secretary: They said the same thing about the Apollo programs. They brought back moon rocks. You may have notice we haven’t been to the […]

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Bloodlines

Jackson: You were calling out something. “Rya’c”. Does that mean anything? Teal’c: It means nothing. Hammond: This is not my first barbecue, Colonel. Teal’c: If we are discovered, you will be brought before Apophis along with us. O’Neill: We’ll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it. Bra’tac (Tony Amendola): No. The […]

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The Torment of Tantalus

Jackson: There’s no conclusion to the file. No summary, no notes, no… reason to explain why they gave up. O’Neill: Well whole boxes of material could be missing. Jackson: No, the Pentagon said this was everything. O’Neill: Oh please. The Pentagon’s lost entire countries. O’Neill: Daniel, before your head explodes, may I remind you that […]

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Thor’s Hammer

Gairwyn: You’re a little short for gods. Thor (as a Norse God hologram): O’Neill: Teal’c, I think we just got the answering machine. Unas (James Earl Jones): Jaffa. I am Unas. The First One. Teal’c: You do not exist. Unas: Kill the human. O’Neill: Excuse me? Unas: And we will feast together. Teal’c: I no […]

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The First Commandment

Connor (Roger Cross): The people here, they believe he’s their god. Teal’c: Because you came through the Stargate. Connor: No no. You don’t get it. Hanson believes it too. O’Neill: Carter, I want you to take Connor back through the Stargate, report to General Hammond what’s happened here. Carter: No, sir. O’Neill: “No, sir”? Carter: […]

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The Enemy Within

Teal’c: Am I a prisoner? O’Neill: Uh… yeah. Teal’c: I understand. O’Neill: We’re not exactly living up to your expectations of us, are we? O’Neill: Permission to barge in, Sir? Martin Kennedy (Alan Rachins): These slaves, where do they come from? Teal’c: There is a tale of a primitive world the Goa’uld discovered Millennia ago. […]

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Children of the Gods

Major Samuels (Robert Wisden): Colonel Jack O’Neill? Colonel Jack O’Neill: Retired. Samuels: I’m Major Samuels. O’Neill: Air Force? Samuels: Yes sir. I’m the General’s executive officer. O’Neill: Want a little piece of advice, Major. Get reass’d to NASA. That’s where all the action’s going to be. Out there. Samuels: I’m under orders to bring you […]

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