Major General Trofsky (Tom Butler): Welcome back to the land of the living, Colonel. I’m Major General Trofsky. This is General Raully. General Raully (Samantha Ferris): Maybe we can try to answer some of the questions that are probably weighing heavily on your mind. Trofsky: First of all, I regret to inform you that everyone […]
Hammond: I’d like you to take this note along with you. Keep it in your breast pocket until you get on the other side. It’s fairly self-explanatory. Carter: Sir, is everything all right? Hammond: Everything’s fine. Time to ship out, Captain. O’Neill: You know, this looks suspiciously like the butt-end of a Titan missile. Overhead: […]
Carter: He’s not Goa’uld or Jaffa. I don’t sense any Naquadah. As far as I can tell he’s clean. O’Neill: What’s he doing here? Charlie (Jeff Gulka): I am here to warn you. Fraiser: Well. As far as I can tell he’s human. O’Neill: No bomb in the chest? A little biohazard in the tooth […]
Carter: UAV is a go for launch, sir. Hammond: Launch. {it does} O’Neill: That never gets old. I love that. Jackson: Deja vu. Teal’c: I am unfamiliar with that term. Jackson: Ah, it means I feel like I’ve been here before. Teal’c: That is correct, Daniel Jackson. Yesterday. When we first arrived on this planet. […]
O’Neill: You know I’m not real crazy about this “Don’t call us, we’ll call you” policy. O’Neill: General Hammond, Apophis. Apophis, General Hammond. Hammond: We’ve met. O’Neill: I say we beat whatever information we can out of old snake boy, open that Gate and toss him back to the sharks. Hammond: Not so fast, Colonel. […]
O’Neill: Looks like somebody’s closed up for the winter. Machello (in Daniel): How is he? Fraiser: Not good. He has severe scar tissue all over his body. Looks like he was burned or electrocuted. My guess is he was tortured. Machello (in Daniel): He’s not going to live much longer, is he? Fraiser: I don’t […]
Hammond: Why would their code be coming through so slow? Carter: I don’t know, but if we don’t open the iris— O’Neill: The next thud we hear will be Henry Boyd’s team. O’Neill: Permission to go in, sir. Carter: Negative, sir. O’Neill: What do you mean, negative? Carter: I’m sorry, Colonel. With all due respect. […]
Hammond: Colonel, are you sure you’re okay? O’Neill: I am absolutely fine. There is nothing cruvis with me. {everyone looks at him} What? Jackson: You just said there’s nothing “cruvis” with you. O’Neill: I did not. Jackson: Yes you did. O’Neill: No I didn’t. Jackson: Yes you did. O’Neill: Didn’t. Jackson: Did. O’Neill: Didn’t. Jackson: […]
Hammond: Do we have any idea what makes it tick? O’Neill: That’s why we’d like to go back, sir. Carter wants to get a closer look with some of her specialized… doohickeys. Hammond: Doohickeys. O’Neill: I believe that’s the technical term, sir. Roham: Without the touchstone to shield us, we shall soon be overtaken by […]
Carter: You gonna be okay? O’Neill: I’m not dead, Captain. I’m just grounded for a few weeks. Carter: If the bulletproof glass hadn’t slowed it down… O’Neill: Oh please. Aliens are always poking me full of holes. Hammond: Obviously we started our relations on the wrong foot. O’Neill: But that’s so rare, sir. Carter: Are […]
O’Neill: So we are prisoners. You’re lookin’ like Goa’uld to me. Garshaw: We’re doing this for your protection as well as ours. Knowledge of our whereabouts makes you and your world a priority target for the System Lords. O’Neill: We’re already a priority target. Teal’c: They previously dispatched two motherships to destroy us. Carter: You […]
Hammond: You don’t think it was just a dream? Carter: No sir. It was real. I could tell. Hammond: You could tell. Carter: Yes sir. I don’t know how, exactly. But I can tell. O’Neill: So we’re supposed to buy into this… ESP or whatever it is? Jackson: You said their eyes glowed. Are you […]
Fraiser: Teal’c, shouldn’t your larval goa’uld be helping? Teal’c: That is correct. But it is not. It is, in fact, getting worse. Dr. Timothy Harlow (Scott Hylands): It appears that the alien insect’s venom is rewriting Teal’c’s genetic material. And it happened very quickly in that blood sample. Teal’c: I’ve felt great pain, O’Neill. But […]
O’Neill: So we’ll come pick you up in a couple of days. Jackson: And say hi to the President for me. O’Neill: Will do. O’Neill: You know I can navigate my way across a galaxy, but I get lost every time I come to Washington. Carter: Don’t worry, sir. These are my old stomping grounds. […]
Bra’tac: Greetings, old friend. I bring bad news. Teal’c: My family. Bra’tac: Your wife is safe. Teal’c: What of Rya’c? Bra’tac: Your son has been taken. By Apophis. Fro’tak: I am Fro’tak of the High Cliffs. O’Neill: Jack. Of the Windy City. Fro’tak: When it appeared that you may never return, when you may indeed […]
Carter: If Daniel’s right, this artifact has been doing this since neanderthals were still the dominant species on Earth. O’Neill: Ah, that takes me back. Carter: You think it might be a booby trap? Teal’c: Booby? Hammond: The NID people want to see it. Carter: Even knowing what it’s done to the Colonel? Jackson: Especially […]
O’Neill: You all know I take great pride in my title as Mr. Positive, however, we did destroy their de-Goa’ulding thing. Might not they look unkindly on that? Hammond: This is not our world. Is it really any of our concern? Teal’c: The destruction of the hammer device to save my life may have caused […]
O’Neill as Jackson runs off: I wish he’d stop doing that. O’Neill: What were you thinking? Jackson: I thought she’d be grateful. O’Neill: She was trying to kill herself. Pyrus (George Touliatos): Who sent you? Where are you from? O’Neill: We’re from a planet called Earth. Pyrus: What Goa’uld rules there? O’Neill: None. Pyrus: Liar. […]
Carter: I like what they’ve done to the place. O’Neill: I’m not so sure I like what the place has done to them. Kawalsky: Why are you acting so spooked, Jack? O’Neill: Maybe because I am. You’re both supposed to be dead. Colonel John: This ain’t the one that you and me die on. O’Neill: […]
Male Voice: You will be sent to the prison Hadante. O’Neill: Oh no no no no no. This is just a misunderstanding! Female Voice: For the remainder of your lives. O’Neill: Well. This sucks. Linea (Bonnie Bartlett): For what little it is worth, welcome. Jackson: Oh, excuse me— {Linnea walks away} O’Neill: Daniel. I think […]
O’Neill: Carter? You okay? Carter: Yeah fine. Thanks. O’Neill: Janet says you’ve been a little upset since Sam was here. What happened? Cassandra: She said she’d kill me if I told. O’Neill: You don’t mean “kill you” kill you? Oh, I doubt that. Cassandra: She said she would. O’Neill: Cass, Same loves you. She’d never […]