O’Neill: You know maybe it’s just me, but I always thought when one got some leave one actually left. O’Neill: Land of sky blue waters… loofahs… “Ya sure, you betcha, snookums”… mosquitoes… {he beams out} Home of the loons… Thor: Under my command, the Beliskner was called into battle against an enemy we have named […]
Carter: Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter, no matter how dense. I mean something like five million billion just passed through you. O’Neill: No matter how dense? Jackson: That’s a crystal skull. Carter: How do you know? Jackson: Because it’s exactly like the one found in 1971 in Belize. By my grandfather. Jackson: No […]
Teal’c: What has transpired? Bra’tac: Chulak was attacked. By Apophis. O’Neill: Son of a bitch! Teal’c: Apophis must have transported off of Sokar’s ship before it exploded. O’Neill: Somebody’s gotta teach that guy how to die. Bra’tac: The Goa’uld fear and despise Kheb. They forbade anyone from speaking of it long ago. O’Neill: Scary stories […]
Nyan: Mallin, I think we found the Gateway. Mallin: There is no Gateway. That is Optrican legend. Nyan: Well then how do you explain this? Mallin: This could be very dangerous, Nyan. Do you realize what this could mean. Nyan: It would mean we were wrong. And the Optricans were right. Nyan: Mallin, come back! […]
Jackson: Your Eminence, our government has asked us to return to Tollana to arrange formal diplomatic relations with your people. High Chancellor Travell: Consider it done. You are, after all, the people who saved us from the Goa’uld. Jackson: Thank you. Yes. Well. In that spirit we’d like to arrange for a trade. High Chancellor […]
Harriman: They say you’ve come through the stone ring. Hard thing to ask a man to believe. O’Neill: I know what you mean. Harriman: On the third day we could take no more. We fled to the stone ring. Where it used to be. O’Neill: Used to be? Hammond: That was our last shot, people. […]
Carter: The probe indicates sustainable atmosphere. The temperature’s seventy-eight degrees fahrenheit, barometric pressure is normal. Jackson: No obvious signs of civilization. Carter: P4X-884 looks like an untouched paradise, sir. Teal’c: Appearances may be deceiving. O’Neill: One man’s ceiling is another man’s floor. Jackson: A fool’s paradise is a wise man’s hell. O’Neill: Never run with […]
O’Neill: So. Who’s on trial? Jackson: -ad. O’Neill: Triad… al. Narim: The decision that the Triad must reach is of great concern to a friend of yours. He is an Abydonian by the name of Skaara. O’Neill: What? Carter: So you built that Stargate? Narim: Yes. Jackson: Way smarter than we are. O’Neill: Ours is […]
Fraiser: Loosen your belt please, Colonel. O’Neill: How’s a needle in my butt gonna get water out of my ear? O’Neill: Listen, really jam it in this time, okay? Fraiser: It must have something to do with the alien symbiote within him. It took an extremely large dose just to sedate him in the first […]
O’Neill: You do understand we’re not too happy to see you. Apophis: Your insolence is amusing to my ears. Apophis: You used this to access the memories of Jolinar left in your mind. That is the only way you could have known how to escape. I will use it to get you to tell me […]
Gate Tech: Receiving GDO transmission. It’s the Tok’ra, sir. O’Neill: Open the iris. {to Sam} Maybe it’s dad. Carter: Maybe. Carter: It’s my father. Martouf (J.R. Bourne): I’m afraid he’s been captured by Sokar. Carter: Oh my god. Martouf: As far as we know, he is still alive. Carter: As far as you know? Martouf: […]
O’Neill: Anybody get the feeling these folks don’t do a lot of travelling? Orner (Jason Gray-Stanford): Where did you come from? How’d you get in here? O’Neill: Door was open. Is there anyone around here who might be considered… in charge? Orner: Me. Show me your papers. Jackson: We don’t have any papers. We’re travellers. […]
Carter: We were on P8X-873. We were freeing the Abydonians whom the Goa’uld had taken as slaves. O’Neill: Kasuf sent for us. Jackson: Sha’re was there. Carter: Yeah. O’Neill: She’s dead, Daniel. I’m sorry. Jackson: How? Teal’c: It is I who am responsible. I was forced to fire upon and terminate the life of Sha’re. […]
O’Neill: That UAV needs a swift kick in the CPU. SG-11: Identify yourself! O’Neill: Colonel Jack O’Neill, SG-1. SG-11: Which quadrant? O’Neill: What? SG-X Member: Boy are you guys gonna get it. O’Neill: Get what? From whom? SG-X Member: You can’t talk! O’Neill: Why not? SG-X Member: Because you’re dead. O’Neill: Dead? SG-X Member: Pretending […]
Jackson: Most Goa’uld that we’ve encountered that have enslaved ancient human populations have taken on roles of other culture’s deities. Ra, Apophis, Hathor, from the Egyptian pantheon— O’Neill: Yeah yeah yeah. We got it. Jackson: Well if these people were already Christians when they were taken from Earth It suggests that this Goa’uld is playing— […]
Jackson: It doesn’t make any sense. When a Goa’uld occupies a planet they usually control the Stargate, and this Gate had no markings of any— {hits a force field} Found something. O’Neill: Who are you? Aris Boch: Aris Boch. Perhaps you’ve heard of me. O’Neill: Ah… not I. Teal’c. Teal’c: I have not. Aris Boch: […]
Dr. Samantha Carter: I never expected this variation. You’re alive. Major Kawalsky walking in: Don’t feel so bad, Colonel. Everybody around here is telling me the same thing. O’Neill: Kawalsky? Hammond: In a manner of speaking. Dr. Fraiser: Actually in a manner of fact, sir. This is Major Charles Kawalsky in almost every physical respect. […]
O’Neill: Hello, children. Daniel. No child labor laws here on Orban? Jackson: No, these are Urrone. They’re like apprentices to the adults. They’re everywhere. Kalan: Colonel O’Neill. You are most punctual. Both Merrin and I are eager to participate in this exchange between our worlds. O’Neill: Major Carter’s eager as well. She’s really looking forward […]
Jackson: Do you believe in ghosts? O’Neill: Ah… no. Jackson: Neither do I. Which means there has to be a logical explanation. Jackson: I translated a phrase in the tablet that I thought meant “attack.” But when I refined the translation, I realized it means “to enter by infiltration.” O’Neill: And you think that’s what […]
Hammond: Before we finish today, I have one other small bit of business. Please come to attention. “From the Vice Chief of Staff of the Air Force. In recognition of Captain Samantha Carter’s outstanding work I hereby authorize her immediate promotion to the rank of Major.” Hammond: It is with great pleasure that I bestow […]
Jacob: So. You guys are the talk of the Tok’ra water cooler. O’Neill: For what? Jacob: Kickin’ some major Hathor behind. O’Neill: Yes, we do take pride in good work. But that’s not why you’re here. Jacob: We need your help. Carter: You need our help? With what? Jacob: Let’s just call it an old […]