Osiris: Our days of bowing to the Asgard are finally over. Carter: So what are we supposed to do, keep working like nothing happened? Hammond: I understand how you feel. Carter: With all due respect, sir, I don’t even understand how I feel. We didn’t even have a memorial service. Hammond: We’re not even sure […]
Jackson: I’m gonna miss you guys. O’Neill: Yeah. Me too. […]
O’Neill: The rat bastard. Jackson: I thought he came across as very nice. O’Neill: The voice behind the camera. Col. Grieves: The device is way too complicated for you to try and repair without us. And you already know that, or you wouldn’t be here. Lt. Kershaw: I feel better just knowing there’s an archaeologist […]
Carter: There’s a pulse. Jackson: It has a heartbeat? O’Neill: It has a heart? Jackson: I don’t think she knows she’s a robot. O’Neill: Okay, how is that possible? Jackson: Well the last time your consciousness was copied into a robot you didn’t figure it out right away. Hammond: Dr. Jackson, what have you learned? […]
O’Neill: Deliverance. Do you have any idea what happened to the guys in that movie? Bra’tac: I do not. Hammond: Master Bra’tac, I hope your faith in this man is well-deserved. Bra’tac: I would stake my life on it. O’Neill: Ours too, apparently. O’Neill about the P90: We’ve used it to win just about every […]
O’Neill: I’ve seen this movie. It hits Paris. Jackson: Well one of our allies will help. Carter: I hope you’re right. Otherwise in eleven days and sixteen hours, all life on Earth will be wiped out. O’Neill: …and after that I kind of lost my temper. Hammond: What exactly does that mean? Jackson: Let’s just […]
Jacob: You know what’s at stake here, Daniel. No single person’s life is more important. Complete your mission. Osiris: I am here to represent the vote of another. Yu: Whom do you serve? Osiris: Anubis. African SL: What? Ba’al (Cliff Simon): You lie! Yu: He is dead! Osiris: That was what you assumed after you […]
Osiris: You waste my time. Zipacna: You misunderstand. I’m not asking you to serve me. I must regret that I am merely an emissary for a much more powerful Goa’uld. One whom you once knew well. Osiris: Of whom do you speak? Zipacna: Anubis. O’Neill: It’s always “suicide mission this, save the planet that.” Nobody […]
Hammond: Where’s Teal’c? O’Neill: I don’t know, sir. He was right behind me. Hammond: So the Tok’ra intel was right. The Goa’ulds were scouting P3X-116 for a new base. Jackson: Looks that way. What the Tok’ra didn’t tell us is that the Goa’uld in question was Tanith. Carter: The error we’re receiving from the Gate […]
O’Neill: Okay. So we’re all dead, and there’s an armed Goa’uld on the loose. I got a problem with that. Anybody else got a problem with that? O’Neill: What’s your excuse? Satterfield (Grace Park): I didn’t believe Dr. Jackson was the Goa’uld. Carter: Why not, Satterfield? Satterfield: I don’t know, ma’am. It was just my […]
Jackson: Well that looked… familiar. O’Neill: I don’t see it. Hammond: Plausible deniability. In the event of a future breach of security we’ll be able to point to this television program. That is if it stays on the air. Martin Lloyd (Willie Garson): Okay, scene 23 takes place on another planet. So do you think […]
Homeless Guy: Ninjas! Homeless Guy: You wouldn’t believe me if I told you. O’Neill: Why not? Homeless Guy: I’m just a crazy guy with a shopping cart full of canes. O’Neill: I’m just a cynical Air Force guy with a closet full of National Geographics. Jackson: So you think Maybourne’s a fan of Godzilla movies? […]
O’Neill: Break out the fishing gear, General. Our job here is done. Hammond: I take it your mission was successful. Carter: In a word, sir: Yes. O’Neill: In two words… Yes, sir. Hammond: Your initial report said the Volians were a simple agrarian society. O’Neill: That they are. Jackson: The Volians introduced us to another […]
Narim (Garwin Sanford): Counselor Omoc was well aware that he had very few true friends. He was not concerned with trivial relationships. In his testament, he asked that his memorial be attended only by those whom he respected. Jackson: Uh, no offense, but what are we doing here? Narim: He may not have shown you […]
O’Neill: How hard could it be? Jackson: It’s a dead language. I doubt anyone’s even stood here for three thousands years. Carter: I wouldn’t be too sure about that. O’Neill: Whatcha got there? Carter: Empty pack of cigarettes. In Russian. Jackson: If they went through the Gate before everyone at the Russian base was killed […]
Jackson: These men, whoever they are, abducted the unas I refer to as Chaka. Carter: That’s the one that kidnapped you. Jackson: Same one. Jackson: Their dress indicates pre-industrialization, but they don’t seem to have any Jaffa tattoos, so the presence of Goa’uld weaponry seem contradictory. Teal’c: Indeed. O’Neill: What would they want with an […]
Cassandra: Dominic’s waiting. Dr. Janet Fraiser: Fine. invite him in. I’m sure he’d love have a piece of the birthday cake that Sam went to all the trouble to bake. Carter: Buy. Dr. Fraiser: Bring. Cassandra: Mom. Dr. Fraiser: I’m here. Cassandra: I couldn’t finish the harvest. Dr. Fraiser: That’s okay. Cassandra: I have to […]
O’Neill: Okay. What was that? O’Neill: Carter? Carter: I don’t know, sir. The margin of error in calculating planetary shift used to cause the rough ride but we fixed it. O’Neill: Carter? Carter: We did have to override some of the dialing protocols to get a lock. I’ll check the dialing computer when we get […]
Hammond: Report, Major. Carter: We were attacked by several Jaffa. Lieutenant Tyler went down covering our six and Colonel O’Neill went back for him. Teal’c: We must assemble a rescue team and return to the planet immediately, General Hammond. Hammond: Hold on. Who’s Lieutenant Tyler? Jackson: What do you mean, “Who’s Lieutenant Tyler”? He’s a […]
O’Neill: How long? Jackson: For what? O’Neill: All of it. How long? Jackson: Uh well. Days. Weeks. Months, maybe, of meticulous, tedious boring… you know, tediousness. {Jack and Teal’c walk away} Uh… I could just keeping working now. By lunch at least. O’Neill: Carter, any idea what this thing is yet? Carter: No sir. But […]
Teal’c: It is good to see you, O’Neill. O’Neill: You too. Teal’c: You appear to be well. O’Neill: Well. Forget appearances. The back’s gone, the knee’s shot. Forget curling. You? Teal’c: I am well again. O’Neill: So I hear. Welcome back. Teal’c: I once again pledge to you my allegiance. And ask your forgiveness for […]