Memento

Teal’c: Have we not been assigned to participate in the damage control effort? O’Neill: Yes. And if there’s ever any damage I’ll do my best to control it. Colonel Ronson: Weapons officer. Prepare to fire on my command. O’Neill to Teal’c: He’s a weapons officer. You’d think he’d already be prepared. Teal’c: Indeed. Ronson: The […]

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Metamorphosis

Teal’c: Nirrti is most interested in creating the perfect human host in order to increase her power. O’Neill: So. She’s at it again. Carter: No, sir. This is worse. Dr. Fraiser: Sam’s right. Up to now, Nirrti’s been using Eugenics. Like with Cassandra’s people. Selectively breeding only those that demonstrated specific genetic attributes. Carter: With […]

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Paradise Lost

Maybourne: I helped myself. I hope you don’t mind. O’Neill: You’re eating my dog. Maybourne: Want it back? O’Neill: Would you like a beer to wash it down? Maybourne: Already got one. O’Neill: What are you doing here? Maybourne: I can’t drop by an old friend’s house for a little barbecue? O’Neill: Well there’s that […]

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Smoke and Mirrors

O’Neill: Hey. I’m back. What’d I miss? Carter: Sir, Senator Kinsey is dead. He was shot. O’Neill: What? Jonas: Yeah. It’s been all over the news for three days. O’Neill: I’ve been on vacation. Hammond: I’m sorry to have to do this, but these men are here to escort you to Peterson. From there you’ll […]

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Allegiance

Malek: This is the base of the Tau’ri. Why are there Jaffa? Carter: Rebel warriors. Malek: Jaffa who have turned against the Goa’uld. I did not realize their ranks had grown to such a number. Carter: Hundreds more are operating as a fifth column among the Goa’uld. O’Neill: Just like you. Carter: Many of these […]

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The Other Guys

Jay Felger (Patrick McKenna): Look at them! They are so cool. Simon Coombs (John Billingsley): Jay, enough already. It’s embarrassing. Meyers: Not to mention unprofessional. Felger: Guys, we’re in the presence of greatness here. The best of the best! And here we are working alongside them. Savor the moment, gentlemen. Savor the moment. Simon Coombs: […]

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Frozen

Jonas Quinn (Corin Nemec): How long is this going to take? Dr. Osbourne (Bruce Harwood): A couple days, maybe more. Why? Jonas: Long range weather forecast doesn’t look good. Carter: Bit of a weather freak. Dr. Francine Michaels: He’ll love it here. Dr. Fraiser: Do you have any guess about her age? Dr. Michaels: Hm, […]

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Descent

O’Neill: Ship Ahoy-hoy. Jacob Carter: Jack, are you seriously considering salvaging this ship? O’Neill: Why yes I am, Jacob. Jacob: This ship belonged to Anubis. O’Neill: Excellent. Jacob: What if it’s some sort of Trojan horse? O’Neill: Well then apparently they did it wrong. Jonas: Why would he bring me all the way out here […]

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Redemption : Part Two

McKay: She’s not going to be happy when she wakes up, is she? She is going to wake up. Isn’t she? Rya’c: I do not understand. There was at least eight of them. Bra’tac: Ten. Rya’c: How did neither of you get hit? Teal’c: It is always more difficult to hit a moving target. Bra’tac: […]

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Redemption : Part One

Jonas Quinn (Corin Nemec): Hey Major? How do I know what color to wear? Carter: We call each other every morning. Carter: Sir, the X-301 was a modified glider. Now while many of the 302’s systems were retro-engineered from Goa’uld technology, it is entirely human-built. O’Neill: So was the Titanic. Hammond: Colonel Chekov feels that […]

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