Jackson: Proclarush Teonas. I think you wrote the planet where we’ll find the Lost City in the crossword. O’Neill: Bit of a jump. Jackson: Why else would you do that? Carter about Jack’s crossword puzzle: The clue for seven down is “celestial body.” And he wrote “Uma Thurman.” Weir: Got everything you need? I think […]
Kinsey (Ronny Cox): How would you respond if I told you the Air Force is currently conducting top secret operations with an alien transportation device called a “Stargate”. It was discovered in the early-1900s at Giza. Not too far from the great pyramids. Dr. Weir: Is this a joke? {Kinsey hands her a note}. What […]
General Francis Maynard (James McDaniel): Mr. President, I’m here to bring you up to speed on a program we’ve been running out of Cheyenne Mountain for the past seven years. President Hayes (William Devane): I’ve already had my top secret briefing. Gen. Maynard: Yes, Mr. President. But not this. Mr. President, for the past seven […]
Hammond: You may find that we’re not all as giddy as you are about this project, Mr. Bregman. Emmett Bregman (Saul Rubinek): “Giddy”? I, uh… Well I’m personally and professionally excited—excited to be here, General. I haven’t been giddy since, well, you don’t want to know about that. Hammond: I think it fair to warn […]
Carter: I feel compelled to warn you. Most of the guys I’ve dated recently have died. Pete Shanahan (David DeLuise): As in— Carter: Dead. Sarah Gardner (Anna-Louise Plowman): You know I must have read everything you ever published. Jackson: Everything? Sarah: Yes. Jackson: Well what a waste of time. Sarah: You know I can’t tell […]
Carter: Are you saying at this moment there are deposits of naquadah on your planet that are being transformed into naquadria? Jonas: Yes. One very large one in particular. If you knew more of our history you’d understand our reluctance to believe Kelownan propaganda. Jackson: Well our own scientists have studied the problem. And while […]
Colonel Ronson (John Novak): So this thing is different from a nebula how? Carter: Well that’s what makes it so exciting, sir. We don’t know exactly. Colonel Ronson: And it just so happens that this formation is in the vicinity of our next cool-down coordinates. Carter: It’ll only be a little bit out of our […]
Hammond: A CIA operative in Honduras—Agent Burke—believes he knows where Dr. Jackson and Dr. Lee were taken. O’Neill: Burke? Hammond: You know him? O’Neill: Yes. I do. Hammond: Anything I should know about him? He’s the only agent down there. O’Neill: We’re stuck with him regardless, right? {Hammond nods} Nothing you should know about. O’Neill: […]
Carter: It’s a Goa’uld. Quite frankly that’s not as socking as the host. Hammond: How so? Carter: It has an incredibly unusual organ structure. Jacob: Everything’s out of proportion. Physiologically, the heart and lungs have to be abnormally large to supply enough blood and oxygen to its muscles. Basically it’s someone tried to engineer the […]
Carter: Look Jay, I know you feel bad about this. Felger: What’s to feel bad about? I mean it probably took the Ancients a thousand years to build the Gate system and I wrecked it in a single day. Not to mention the fact that I’ve isolated us from all the off-world resources we’re going […]
Warrick: As I was telling General Hammond and Dr. Jackson, I am here to offer you full access to the ion propulsion engine on the Seberus. Carter: That’s great. Sir, this could—. Hammond: I read your report, Major. I won’t debate the value of the technology. But there’s more. Warrick: In return, I would like […]
Jackson: It has to be something about this area, this mine. They don’t want us here. Colonel Edwards (Michael Rooker): The feeling’s mutual. O’Neill: If we go back to this planet, you’re not coming with us, are you? Jackson: It’s doubtful. O’Neill: That’s too bad. I was kinda hoping you’d take command of the mission […]
Jackson: Who are you? What is this place? Teal’c: That is not Daniel Jackson. Hammond: But is he a Gou’ald? Dr. Fraiser: No, sir. Although at the moment he’s every bit as arrogant. Hammond: Well then is Dr. Jackson suffering from some sort of mental illness? Dr. Fraiser: I honestly don’t know, sir. His preliminary […]
Nevin: You have strange clothes. O’Neill: You caught us on a bad day. O’Neill: I assume you don’t get many visitors in these parts. Kendrick: I thought we were the only survivors. Jackson: Survivors of what exactly? Kendrick: You better speak to the council. Kendrick: I realize that Nevin deserves a chance for much more […]
Fraiser: The staff blast hit you directly in the symbiote pouch. If you weren’t on tretonin… Teal’c: I would be dead. Ironic. Fraiser: Well. You’re not out of the woods yet. Teal’c: Woods? Teal’c: Ryac is with Bra’tac. They are attempting to recruit rebel Jaffa. I have not heard from them and do not expect […]
Carter: Do you know how much trouble you’re in right now? Impersonating a military officer is a federal offense. Young O’Neill (Michael Welch): I am not impersonating anyone. I am Jack O’Neill. Teal’c: Are you conducting some sort of scientific experiment O’Neill? Young O’Neill: Hey, come on, that salsa’s still good. Young O’Neill: Hey! I […]
O’Neill: What’s your situation? Jackson: I’m hiding. What’s yours? […]