Jack: Suddenly in an underground mortuary, on a wet night in Cardiff, I hear the sound of a nightingale. Miss Martha Jones. Jack: Dr. Jones is from UNIT. Gwen: Oh, um, sorry. I get a bit confused. Which one’s UNIT? Jack: Intelligence, military, cute red caps, um, the acceptable face of intelligence-gathering on aliens. We’re […]
As Seth comes to visit Ryan in the early morning Ryan: What time is it? Seth: It’s 5:30… ish. Ryan: You’re showing up earlier and earlier. Seth: Yeah, well, we have a lot of ground to cover, so I figured, since we’re both up, we may as well get a jump on it. Seth: Something […]
Sandy: Do you think I look like Tony Blair? Kirsten: Uh, you have nicer hair. Sandy: Good hair, leader of Great Britain. I would call it a wash. Summer: You know, I really thought things were going to be different this time, but you haven’t changed at all. You’ve found new and even more public […]
Seth: Okay, so then when the cops showed up and asked who’s responsible for the girl floating in the pool, he was like, what? “I’m an ex-con on parole. I know, I’ll say me.” Ryan: No, I think that when the cops showed up and went to put the cuffs on Marissa he did what […]
Ryan getting off the phone: That was Trey. Kirsten: Your brother? Ryan: Yeah. He’s getting out of jail tomorrow. Wants me to pick him up in Chino. Seth: Well, there’s that family trip you wanted. Kirsten: I know Trey is the only family that Ryan has and I do think that we should help him— […]
Ryan: This thing with Lindsay is… different. Seth: Different how? Ryan: Different as in not fixed by pancakes. And don’t ask me how I feel about waffles. Seth: Got it. Seth: This thing with Lindsay is just really kicking Ryan’s ass. Summer: Which is why it’s a good thing we’re like the Marines. Seth: How […]
Seth: Think we should stick together? Kinda two-by-two like Noah did? He’s very wise, Ryan. He had a beard. Sandy: I feel like we’ve become like strangers. Kirsten: Well, I was taught never to talk to strangers. Julie: That’s very punk of you. You know, I used to like the punk in my day. Marissa: […]
After Kirsten sends roses down the trash compactor Seth: Looks like I’m not the only one at odds with the universe. Summer about her earrings: Do you think these are too bling for a meeting? Julie to Marissa: Are you going to throw your bedroom furniture in the pool now? Sandy: There are days that […]
Ryan: Is this about Alex? Seth: Ah, no no. She’s merely kitchen table fodder at this point. She’s no longer up to pool house standard. Ryan: Look, I’m not the biggest fan of your dad—no offense—but I mean Luke Skywalker was happy to have a dad, even if it was Darth Vader. Kirsten: You’re right, […]
Seth: If you’re alone, cough twice. Ryan: I’m alone. Seth: Okay, it’s not as stealth but it works too. Ryan: Where are you? Seth: Well remember last night when I said I was going to bed? Ryan: Didn’t happen, huh? Seth: Ah, no, it did. Just not my bed. But I did bring my favorite […]
Caleb: What is the point of living in Southern California if it’s going to be this cold? Sandy: Fifty degrees in December, Cal. That ain’t cold. Caleb: Yeah, my blood must have gotten thinner. Sandy: Or you’ve got ice in your veins. Sandy: Spare me. You’re not trying to protect Lindsay, you’re trying to protect […]
Seth: Ryan Atwood, are you scared of a girl? Ryan: No, I just, I just might like her, and I don’t know, every time there’s a big party to go to… Seth: Everything goes terribly awry? Ryan: Yeah. Ryan: You’re not really the fist-fighting type. Seth: You’re not really the type to be scared of […]
Seth about Lindsay: She’s musical, she’s witty… hopefully she’s free for lunch. Seth: I can’t believe I finally met her. Ryan: Lindsay? Seth: Lindsay Cohen. That’s got a nice ring to it, don’t you think? Will you hook that up for me? Ryan: No. Seth: Why not? Unless, hey, I mean, do you like her? […]
Ryan: Looks like Summer was way off base. {Seth looks perplexed} Accusing you of making everything about you. Seth: My god, she is right. Seth: I’m like a monster, dude. I’m all I think about. And not in a good way. Ryan: There’s a good way? Sandy: You’re not exactly the ideal client. Caleb: What, […]
Seth: We cannot go. Ryan: We can’t not go. Seth: We can so not go. Ryan: I’m gonna brood. Silently. Over here. Seth: So you’re just gonna walk up to her in front of the entire student body and be all, “Hey.” And just hope she “heys” you back? Ryan: Yeah, we’re not going to […]
Kirsten: Are you doing that thing where you think that I’m ignoring you, so you start speaking gibberish to see if I’m listening? Sandy: Aw. You were listening. Kirsten: Nope. Sandy: Sometimes the best thing is for a kid to have some space. Kirsten: The Pacific Ocean? That’s space? Summer: I feel like my flesh […]
Josh Schwartz: Every day it’s sunny and 73 degrees in Orange County. Never a cloud in the sky. Although I’ve been told if we wanted a cloud we could do that digitally. Josh: The surface of the hot tub is a little bit… icky. I wouldn’t go in there. Notice none of the actors have […]
Josh Schwartz: We did so much last year, we have nothing left for season two. pause Please don’t air that. Adam Brody: I think the table reading went well. What have you heard? Rachel Bilson: My first scene on the show, I showed up on set, and it was like, “Here’s your bikini, here’s your […]
Seth: Thor. That’s a strong name. No one’s gonna mess with Thor. Ryan: Thanks. Seth: Seth’s a good name for a boy too. Although at Camp Takahoe I was often referred to as a girl. So I guess it works either way. Ryan: Can we not play the name game? Seth: Not having anyone pick […]
Seth: Go back to bed. Or… the floor. Theresa: I can’t impose on Seth’s parents forever. Seth: Sure you can. I intend to. Sandy: So, Cay-Cay, what have you been doing all this time? Sandy: Not that I have any affection for you, Caleb. You know that. But I do love The Vegas. Seth: I […]
Seth about Kirsten: It’s the Tourette’s firing up again. Happens every now and again, but it’s fun. Kirsten: I just don’t understand. What is the rush? Sandy: Honey, it’s the Gruesome Twosome. What do you expect? It’s the shock-and-awe approach to courtship. Kirsten: So he’s bought your acceptance? Sandy: But at a really high price. […]