Gossip Girl: Spotted: Jenny Humphrey wading in the Met fountain, fishing for change. Blair Waldorf seen dallying with an off-duty doorman on Monday night. It looks like the battle between the Queen B and Little J has moved from the streets to the blogs. Who’s sending this debasing dish? I have a feeling. Blair: A […]
Russ: Dude, what happened? I totally set you up. All you had to do was spike the ball. Sam: I was nervous. Everyone was staring at me. Sam on the phone: Yeah, I’m looking for something that says “I understand your culture, now let me land planes in you.” Sam: $900? Did you try to […]
Derek: Sam, heard you’re working for an airline. What are you a stewardess? Just kidding! A flight attendant? Meryl: Did you just whistle at me? Because sexual harassment has no place in the workplace. Count to 40 and meet me in the stairwell. Russ: Thesis, what have you got? Sam: Excuse me? Russ: That thing […]