Harriman: After ten years and a thousand email requests I finally get my own parking spot. Mitchell: What am I signing this time? Siler: Nothing sir. Just wanted your autograph. Mitchell: Sure you don’t want to come along sir? Might never be another one of these. Landry: As tempting as it is I’ll be doing […]
Altaren 1: We cannot hide our ways any longer. Altaren 2: Nor should we. Altaren 1: The Ori have amassed armies and moved to destroy us. Everything we believe—all we are—is an affront to them. They will stop at nothing to destroy every last shred of evidence that opposes their fanaticism. Altaren 3: We have […]
Teal’c: This vessel does not have a pool. Mitchell: I was talking about the gambling variety. Jackson: I told you to bring something to amuse yourself. I didn’t mean me. Or the crew. Vala: They won’t believe that it’s my birthday. Again. Jackson: Not my problem. Vala: Being stuck on this ship is worse than […]
Vala: I thought this was an honest establishment. Gambler: It is. And that’s why it’s necessary to have you searched. {chips fall out of her sleeves} Vala: I don’t suppose we could call this even? Vala: I did not expect to see you again. Adria: I had to return, mother. My work here is unfinished. […]
Landry: I already issued a new memo to all teams to consider the investigation a top priority. Mitchell: I don’t think a memo’s going to cut it as far as Teal’c’s concerned, sir. Landry: I take it you tried to talk him out of leaving. Mitchell: Yes sir. Like sticking my foot out to trip […]
Jackson: Okay, this is not necessary. Mitchell: No offense, but have you looked in the mirror lately? Jackson: …so I could steal an Ori ship and fly through the supergate with an Ori weapon on board and destroy them. Carter: Okay. Uh. One small flaw in your plan. Jackson: I know. There’s a wormhole blocking […]
Major Lorne (Kavan Smith): I’m not quite sure how to explain this, sir, but there’s been an accident. It’s Sam. She claims she’s not the Major Carter we know. Hammond: What’s that supposed to mean? Major Lorne: She says she’s from a parallel universe. Carter: There must be some reason why I was brought here, […]
Three Weeks Earlier Jackson: Dinner tonight is my way of saying thank you. Thank you for proving me right when I said we could take a chance on you. Vala: I don’t know what to say. Jackson: Just say what you were going to say before I interrupted. Vala: Okay. I need to use the […]
Teal’c: Freedom without honor is meaningless. Mitchell: “Winning shows strength. Winning without fighting shows true skill.” Teal’c: You are a student of ancient strategies. Mitchell: No, Landry said it to me. I think he was quoting Sun Tzu. Or it could have been Dr. Phil. Landry: Sometimes you make the right decision, sometimes you make […]
Teal’c: Is General Landry not expecting us at his cabin? Carter: I’ll let him know we’re going to be delayed a little bit. Vala: I’m sure Colonel Mitchell will be very pleased to hear he’s got more special alone time with the General. Landry: Checkmate. Mitchell: Yup. Too good for me, sir. Landry: Pandering to […]
Ba’al: At last. The welcoming committee. Mitchell: Has he said anything? Landry: Only that he won’t talk to anybody but SG-1. Carter: Lucky us. Landry: Franky I’m inclined to let him rot. Mitchell: That’s all right, sir. We’ll talk to him. After all he did come all this way. Teal’c: You are suggesting that Ba’al […]
Morpheus Vala is off to use Jackson’s computer to study for her psych test Jackson: I said no. And you can’t access it without my password! Vala: Already got it, thanks! Landry: You can’t cram for a psychiatric evaluation. Vala: That’s what they want you to think. Teal’c suddenly stops Mitchell: What is it? Teal’c: […]
Vala: It’s funny, Daniel always wanted to get into my pants and now I’m in his. Mitchell: Vala, that’s not funny. Vala: Hm? Mitchell: He can’t defend himself. Vala: I didn’t just drop in to say hello. I have something important to tell you. Vala: A man named Tomin had apparently found me lying unconscious in […]
Carter: Try picking up that coffee cup. {Mitchell’s hand passes through it} Oh boy. We need to find Daniel. Mitchell: Out of phase? What does that mean? Carter: It means we may have shifted to an alternate dimension. Mitchell: And there are an infinite number of alternate dimensions. Carter: No no no. That’s alternate realities. […]
Jackson: Yes, we stopped them this time. But be damn sure they’re already thinking up some other means of spreading fear and destruction throughout this galaxy. Mitchell: Yeah, that’s why we call them the bad guys. Chapman looking at the Stargate: It’s much bigger than I imagined. Landry: We get that a lot. Mitchell: Seriously. […]
Carter: What did you say to them? Mitchell: Look, obviously it didn’t go so well. Teal’c: I did advise that you were a most unlikely drug smuggler, Colonel Mitchell. Mitchell: Can we please just fall back to the Gate? Eight Hours Earlier Jackson: What the hell was that? Mitchell: What was what? Carter: We’re supposed […]
Dr. Kelly: I imagine you had to pull some pretty big strings to make this happen. Mitchell: Ferguson got that chunk of metal in his head saving my sorry ass four years ago. Ferguson (Reed Diamond): Doing pretty good. For a guy with a ticking time bomb in his head. Mitchell: Why don’t we see […]
Landry: Since the second team came back from the right planet at the scheduled time, it’s safe to assume that they’re the real SG-1. Dr. Lam: Okay. Then who’s the other team and where did they come from? Landry: Exactly. Carter: The multiverse theory of quantum physics posits the existence of parallel universes. An infinite […]
Landry: We need to set up a meeting. Carter: No need, sir. We’ve already been invited back for a reception in honor of the scientists who developed the implant technology. Mitchell: I’m hoping there’ll be dancing. Sir. Carter: How’s it going? Mitchell: I don’t think diplomacy’s my thing. Jackson: Oh. That’s what you’re doing. Mitchell: […]
Jolan: It was foolish of you to come. The others are distrustful of you. Mitchell: Yeah, I kind of got that. Anything else I need to know? Jolan: Haikon will have the answers. Carter: Orlin, by not letting go of the Ancient knowledge you’re damaging your brain. Orlin: Yes. My human brain is failing under […]
Mitchell: I’m just saying, it’s pure ego. Jackson: Pure ego? That level of enlightenment? Arrogance is about pleasure, right? Wallowing in the pride of one’s achievement. Mitchell: You don’t think getting a whole galaxy to bow down and worship you is something to write home about? Landry: Colonel Carter! I’ve read your proposal. Carter: And? […]