Major Lorne (Kavan Smith): I’m not quite sure how to explain this, sir, but there’s been an accident. It’s Sam. She claims she’s not the Major Carter we know. Hammond: What’s that supposed to mean? Major Lorne: She says she’s from a parallel universe. Carter: There must be some reason why I was brought here, […]
Ba’al: At last. The welcoming committee. Mitchell: Has he said anything? Landry: Only that he won’t talk to anybody but SG-1. Carter: Lucky us. Landry: Franky I’m inclined to let him rot. Mitchell: That’s all right, sir. We’ll talk to him. After all he did come all this way. Teal’c: You are suggesting that Ba’al […]
Carter: Try picking up that coffee cup. {Mitchell’s hand passes through it} Oh boy. We need to find Daniel. Mitchell: Out of phase? What does that mean? Carter: It means we may have shifted to an alternate dimension. Mitchell: And there are an infinite number of alternate dimensions. Carter: No no no. That’s alternate realities. […]
Jackson: Yes, we stopped them this time. But be damn sure they’re already thinking up some other means of spreading fear and destruction throughout this galaxy. Mitchell: Yeah, that’s why we call them the bad guys. Chapman looking at the Stargate: It’s much bigger than I imagined. Landry: We get that a lot. Mitchell: Seriously. […]
Mitchell: I’m just saying, it’s pure ego. Jackson: Pure ego? That level of enlightenment? Arrogance is about pleasure, right? Wallowing in the pride of one’s achievement. Mitchell: You don’t think getting a whole galaxy to bow down and worship you is something to write home about? Landry: Colonel Carter! I’ve read your proposal. Carter: And? […]
Vala trying to reassure Jackson: Look, I didn’t hear any screaming or squishing sounds, so… Vala: I don’t know, I don’t think he’s actually that good. Mitchell: Alright, so I flunked fencing. Jackson: What happened? Mitchell: The whole place is collapsing. We must have done something wrong. Jackson: What’d you take? Vala: What? I— Jackson: […]
Technician: Let me ask you something. This late at night, there’s not that many people around. Do you get the urge to just dial up the Gate and check out another planet, just for a few minutes? Harriman: That’d be no. Technician: Yeah. Me… me neither. Technician: The Gate’s gone. Harriman: I can see that. […]
O’Neill: How was it? Was it fun? Teal’c: Indeed. You died well in battle, O’Neill. O’Neill: Obviously there’s something defective with this thing. Dr. Lee: It’s just a simulation. It doesn’t have to hurt. Dr. Lee: Hopefully the game will also extrapolate possible solutions and offer them to Teal’c. Well, I mean it’d just be […]
Five Days to Zero Hour Walter Harriman (Gary Jones): Morning, sir. O’Neill: Walter. Harriman: At 0730 this morning, SG-8 made scheduled contact from P6J-908. They requested permission to bring an alien life form back to base for further study. O’Neill eyes him suspiciously. Sir, it’s just a plant. Your 0830 debriefing is SG-2 regarding their […]
New Order : Part One Dr. Elizabeth Weir (Torri Higginson): What can I do for you, Major? Carter: I want you to reconsider my request. Dr. Weir: I’m sorry. Carter: That cargo ship was modified using the knowledge of the Ancients. Now there is no guarantee that anyone will ever be able to figure out […]
Hammond: A CIA operative in Honduras—Agent Burke—believes he knows where Dr. Jackson and Dr. Lee were taken. O’Neill: Burke? Hammond: You know him? O’Neill: Yes. I do. Hammond: Anything I should know about him? He’s the only agent down there. O’Neill: We’re stuck with him regardless, right? {Hammond nods} Nothing you should know about. O’Neill: […]
Carter: It’s a Goa’uld. Quite frankly that’s not as socking as the host. Hammond: How so? Carter: It has an incredibly unusual organ structure. Jacob: Everything’s out of proportion. Physiologically, the heart and lungs have to be abnormally large to supply enough blood and oxygen to its muscles. Basically it’s someone tried to engineer the […]
O’Neill: General, I’d like to talk to you about this mission upon which we’re about to embark. It seems a bit ridiculous, doesn’t it? Hammond: Have you met General Ryan? General Ryan: Hello Colonel. O’Neill: The General Ryan? Chief of Staff? General Ryan: That’s right. O’Neill: Shouldn’t there have been a memo or something? General […]
Mulder (Garry Shandling): I break the Lazarus Bowl, and all your sniper zombies go back to being good little well-behaved corpses. Cigarette Smoking Pontiff (Tony Amendola): You don’t fool me, Mulder. That bowl is your Holy Grail. Encoded in its ancient ceramic grooves are the words Jesus spake when he raised Lazarus from the dead. […]
Head Calusari: The evil that is here has always been. It has gone by different names through history. Cain. Lucifer. Hitler. It does not care if it kills one boy or a million men. If try to stop us, the blood will be on your hands. […]
Season One Deep Throat: You have much work to do, Agent Mulder. Don’t jeopardize the future of your own efforts. Emil (Seth Green): Oh man. Did we tell him about the landmines and junk? Deep Throat: Mr. Mulder, why are those like yourself who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this earth not […]