Seth: Okay, so then when the cops showed up and asked who’s responsible for the girl floating in the pool, he was like, what? “I’m an ex-con on parole. I know, I’ll say me.” Ryan: No, I think that when the cops showed up and went to put the cuffs on Marissa he did what […]
Sandy: I tell you the timing in this household is a thing of beauty. Trey: I’m sorry, Ryan. Okay? I screwed up. And you and Seth and Marissa saved my ass. I know that. Will you please just accept my apology? Ryan: Don’t keep Sandy waiting. Seth: He doesn’t exactly seem overburdened with possessions. Unless […]
Seth: I gotta say, last year? Better than this year. […] Ryan: Maybe it’s because last year was new. Ryan: Live in the now, Seth. Seth: I’m sorry. I’m afraid I can’t do that. Kirsten: He wants to take it beyond gossip and dish. Focus on culture, the local art scene. Sandy: So it’s really […]
Ryan: This thing with Lindsay is… different. Seth: Different how? Ryan: Different as in not fixed by pancakes. And don’t ask me how I feel about waffles. Seth: Got it. Seth: This thing with Lindsay is just really kicking Ryan’s ass. Summer: Which is why it’s a good thing we’re like the Marines. Seth: How […]