The End’s Not Near, It’s Here

Six months later… Ryan: We’ve all had to make adjustments since the earthquake. Kirsten: Especially Kaitlin. [With] the entire Cohen family taking refuge here. Kaitlin (Willa Holland): It’s been nice. I mean, I’ve perfected my Sandy Cohen. Listen to this: “I shmeared it for ya.” Sandy: Well, you know… not bad. I am very sexy. […]

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The Dream Lover

Summer: How’s Seth? See I kinda turned down his proposal and never heard from him again. Ryan: Proposal? That’s the first time I’m hearing about it. Summer: Right. For a week now Seth has been off the map. You expect me to believe that not once did he mention anything about a proposal going awry? […]

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The Earth Girls Are Easy

Julie: I’m not questioning the fantasy, Spencer. We’ve all imagined doing it with a delivery boy. I am questioning whether we should be paying for the pizza. It’s starting to add up. Spencer (Brandon Quinn): We’re running a male prostitution ring, Julie. Pizza’s the cost of business. Sandy: Ryan’s putting together a cooler for Vegas. […]

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The Summer Bummer

Dean (Kat Sawyer): I’m afraid you’re no longer a student here. Summer: But my dad is living in Seattle with the step-monster. And Taylor Townsend is sleeping in my old bed. And Seth is moving out here so we can be together. Dean: Ms. Roberts, you need to go home. Summer: This is my home. […]

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