The Groundhog Day

Kaitlin (Willa Holland): Five people in this house and I end up eating dinner by myself. Che (Chris Pratt): The day after tomorrow is Groundhog Day. And I’m planning a little black ops mission to free Newport Chuck. Summer: The groundhog? Che: Yeah. You’ve heard of this travesty? Summer: I’ve heard about the festival. They […]

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The Dream Lover

Summer: How’s Seth? See I kinda turned down his proposal and never heard from him again. Ryan: Proposal? That’s the first time I’m hearing about it. Summer: Right. For a week now Seth has been off the map. You expect me to believe that not once did he mention anything about a proposal going awry? […]

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The French Connection

Ryan: Wow. I had no idea I was under surveillance. Taylor: Yeah. Clockin’ your every move. Taylor: What is this book? Book Seller: It’s A Season for Peaches. It’s the bestseller from France. The English translation came in today. Taylor: Okay. What’s it about? Book Seller: Kind of like Bridges of Madison County meets The […]

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The Summer Bummer

Dean (Kat Sawyer): I’m afraid you’re no longer a student here. Summer: But my dad is living in Seattle with the step-monster. And Taylor Townsend is sleeping in my old bed. And Seth is moving out here so we can be together. Dean: Ms. Roberts, you need to go home. Summer: This is my home. […]

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The Sleeping Beauty

Seth: Bollywood, huh? I didn’t know you were such a world cinema buff. Especially at 2:30 in the morning. Ryan: What are you doing up? Seth: I had a dream. Summer was marrying Ralph Nader and I was playing the marimba at the wedding. Ryan: Good gig. Seth: What are they dancing about? Ryan: This guy just […]

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