O’Neill: Ship Ahoy-hoy. Jacob Carter: Jack, are you seriously considering salvaging this ship? O’Neill: Why yes I am, Jacob. Jacob: This ship belonged to Anubis. O’Neill: Excellent. Jacob: What if it’s some sort of Trojan horse? O’Neill: Well then apparently they did it wrong. Jonas: Why would he bring me all the way out here […]
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Hammond: Where’s Teal’c? O’Neill: I don’t know, sir. He was right behind me. Hammond: So the Tok’ra intel was right. The Goa’ulds were scouting P3X-116 for a new base. Jackson: Looks that way. What the Tok’ra didn’t tell us is that the Goa’uld in question was Tanith. Carter: The error we’re receiving from the Gate […]
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O’Neill: Kasuf. About this voice that spoke to you. Kasuf (Erick Avari): Yes. It spoke the name of my daughter, may she rest in peace. I’m not the only one who heard it. Many fear it is a sign that the gods are returning. O’Neill: I thought we finally convinced you and your people that […]
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O’Neill: I’d be happy to debrief you all after I’ve debriefed myself for a nice hot shower. Hammond: Permission to shower granted. In fact, I insist on it, Colonel. O’Neill: Bad? Jackson: I wasn’t going to say anything… O’Neill: Well, I’m off. Carter: Still going fishing? O’Neill: Yep. Still staying here? Carter: Yeah. I think […]
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O’Neill: You know maybe it’s just me, but I always thought when one got some leave one actually left. O’Neill: Land of sky blue waters… loofahs… “Ya sure, you betcha, snookums”… mosquitoes… {he beams out} Home of the loons… Thor: Under my command, the Beliskner was called into battle against an enemy we have named […]
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Fraiser: Loosen your belt please, Colonel. O’Neill: How’s a needle in my butt gonna get water out of my ear? O’Neill: Listen, really jam it in this time, okay? Fraiser: It must have something to do with the alien symbiote within him. It took an extremely large dose just to sedate him in the first […]
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Major Davis (Colin Cunningham): If they have someone on the inside, why can’t they do something? Hammond: They did, Major. Hathor: Which one of you shall behost to our new friend? O’Neill: It has her eyes. Hathor: Silence! Raully: I am Tok’ra. Know this: If the Tauri do not destroy you, we will. Villager: I […]
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X: You’ll only win the war if you pick the right battles, Agent Mulder. This is a battle you can’t win. […]
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