Six months later… Ryan: We’ve all had to make adjustments since the earthquake. Kirsten: Especially Kaitlin. [With] the entire Cohen family taking refuge here. Kaitlin (Willa Holland): It’s been nice. I mean, I’ve perfected my Sandy Cohen. Listen to this: “I shmeared it for ya.” Sandy: Well, you know… not bad. I am very sexy. […]
Taylor: I don’t get it. Ryan hasn’t been to see you at all? Frank (Kevin Sorbo): Well I left a message with him when I switched hotels. Told him I was here, in case he wanted to see me, but so far no luck. Taylor, don’t mind me asking, what are you doing here? Taylor: […]
Kaitlin (Willa Holland): Five people in this house and I end up eating dinner by myself. Che (Chris Pratt): The day after tomorrow is Groundhog Day. And I’m planning a little black ops mission to free Newport Chuck. Summer: The groundhog? Che: Yeah. You’ve heard of this travesty? Summer: I’ve heard about the festival. They […]
Julie: I’m not questioning the fantasy, Spencer. We’ve all imagined doing it with a delivery boy. I am questioning whether we should be paying for the pizza. It’s starting to add up. Spencer (Brandon Quinn): We’re running a male prostitution ring, Julie. Pizza’s the cost of business. Sandy: Ryan’s putting together a cooler for Vegas. […]
Dean (Kat Sawyer): I’m afraid you’re no longer a student here. Summer: But my dad is living in Seattle with the step-monster. And Taylor Townsend is sleeping in my old bed. And Seth is moving out here so we can be together. Dean: Ms. Roberts, you need to go home. Summer: This is my home. […]
Seth: Bollywood, huh? I didn’t know you were such a world cinema buff. Especially at 2:30 in the morning. Ryan: What are you doing up? Seth: I had a dream. Summer was marrying Ralph Nader and I was playing the marimba at the wedding. Ryan: Good gig. Seth: What are they dancing about? Ryan: This guy just […]