Harriman: After ten years and a thousand email requests I finally get my own parking spot. Mitchell: What am I signing this time? Siler: Nothing sir. Just wanted your autograph. Mitchell: Sure you don’t want to come along sir? Might never be another one of these. Landry: As tempting as it is I’ll be doing […]
Teal’c: This vessel does not have a pool. Mitchell: I was talking about the gambling variety. Jackson: I told you to bring something to amuse yourself. I didn’t mean me. Or the crew. Vala: They won’t believe that it’s my birthday. Again. Jackson: Not my problem. Vala: Being stuck on this ship is worse than […]
Teal’c: Freedom without honor is meaningless. Mitchell: “Winning shows strength. Winning without fighting shows true skill.” Teal’c: You are a student of ancient strategies. Mitchell: No, Landry said it to me. I think he was quoting Sun Tzu. Or it could have been Dr. Phil. Landry: Sometimes you make the right decision, sometimes you make […]
Landry: Since the second team came back from the right planet at the scheduled time, it’s safe to assume that they’re the real SG-1. Dr. Lam: Okay. Then who’s the other team and where did they come from? Landry: Exactly. Carter: The multiverse theory of quantum physics posits the existence of parallel universes. An infinite […]
Mitchell: I’m just saying, it’s pure ego. Jackson: Pure ego? That level of enlightenment? Arrogance is about pleasure, right? Wallowing in the pride of one’s achievement. Mitchell: You don’t think getting a whole galaxy to bow down and worship you is something to write home about? Landry: Colonel Carter! I’ve read your proposal. Carter: And? […]
Mitchell: I’m getting that “grasping at straws” feeling. Jackson: Yeah, just don’t tell Teal’c. Mitchell: I already did. Jackson: Yeah, what’d he say? Mitchell imitating Teal’c: “The warriors of the Sodan exist, Colonel. I am certain of it.” Jackson: He’s more bass. Carter: No tattoo. Teal’c: He is a warrior of the Sodan. Jackson: According […]
Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Bigger than I thought it’d be. Harriman: Yes sir. Welcome to Stargate Command. General Landry: Your service record’s impeccable, Mitchell. What’s wrong with you? Mitchell: Sir? General Landry: Nobody’s perfect. Everyone has some sort of character flaw. What’s yours? Mitchell: General, I’m here to join SG-1. Landry: Colonel, you’re here to lead […]
Five Days to Zero Hour Walter Harriman (Gary Jones): Morning, sir. O’Neill: Walter. Harriman: At 0730 this morning, SG-8 made scheduled contact from P6J-908. They requested permission to bring an alien life form back to base for further study. O’Neill eyes him suspiciously. Sir, it’s just a plant. Your 0830 debriefing is SG-2 regarding their […]
New Order : Part One Dr. Elizabeth Weir (Torri Higginson): What can I do for you, Major? Carter: I want you to reconsider my request. Dr. Weir: I’m sorry. Carter: That cargo ship was modified using the knowledge of the Ancients. Now there is no guarantee that anyone will ever be able to figure out […]
Hammond: You may find that we’re not all as giddy as you are about this project, Mr. Bregman. Emmett Bregman (Saul Rubinek): “Giddy”? I, uh… Well I’m personally and professionally excited—excited to be here, General. I haven’t been giddy since, well, you don’t want to know about that. Hammond: I think it fair to warn […]
O’Neill: Break out the fishing gear, General. Our job here is done. Hammond: I take it your mission was successful. Carter: In a word, sir: Yes. O’Neill: In two words… Yes, sir. Hammond: Your initial report said the Volians were a simple agrarian society. O’Neill: That they are. Jackson: The Volians introduced us to another […]
Carter: Mission time’s approaching eight hours. What are we going to do? Jackson: Well we can’t tell them the truth. Darian: I do not understand. O’Neill: I know how you feel. Darian: There are two of you? O’Neill: Ah… it’s more complicated than that. Cronus: The treaty between the System Lords and the Asgard does […]
Hammond: I never anticipated how much paperwork is involved in shutting down a facility. Not exactly the last brave act I wanted to do before retiring. O’Neill: So you’re still just gonna throw it in, huh? Hammond: Well I was a month away from retirement before were started the SGC. Only thing that kept me […]