The Heart of a Saturday Night Ravens. Who names a football team after an Edgar Allan Poe story? Pembleton: You and I, we have nothing in common. Kellerman: What are you talking about? We’re both stuck here in the squadroom, we’re both pissed off about it. I’d say we have something in common. Pembleton: You […]
Fire (Part 1) Kellerman: There’s no absolutes in life. Only in vodka. Autofocus Kellerman: You know, he shouldn’t leave a department vehicle running like that. Lewis: Yeah. Could get stolen. Kellerman: Lieutenant said take the first car in. Lewis: We shouldn’t. Kellerman: You’re right. Lewis: Grand theft auto, baby. Pembleton: You sons of bitches! Heartbeat […]
Nearer My God to Thee Pembleton: You’re not Catholic and you took communion? Bayliss: Yeah. Is that wrong? Pembleton: If my god wins, you’re screwed. All Through the House Answering the phone on Christmas. Munch: Ho-ho-ho-homicide! Every Mother’s Son Pembleton: Son, I don’t usually find myself giving advice. Especially to fourteen-year-old killers. But please listen […]
Season One Steve Crosetti (Jon Polito): Mr. Becker ducked. But he didn’t duck good enough. Meldrick Lewis (Clark Johnson): Lost art, ducking. Crosetti: That’s the problem with this job. It’s got nothing to do with life. Bernard: Okay, I was there. But I didn’t kill them. John Munch (Richard Belzer): Who killed them? Bernard: A […]