Gossip Girl: Hey, Upper East Sider. It’s me, Gossip Girl. I’m hoping you’re interested in some quid pro quo, because we both have something to prove. Chuck: You look like hell. I assume this means you couldn’t find anything. Nate: I’ve reread every piece in the Spectator since I started there and unless Christina Aguilera […]
Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, staying alive isn’t as easy as it appears. And after last week’s security breach leading to no new tips, it looks like I might be dancing by myself. Charlie (Kaylee DeFer): I’ve never seen so much lamé before. Grandma actually wore this? Lily: Yes. And looked fabulous riding […]
Gossip Girl: A shower is supposed to make you feel fresh and clean, but on the Upper East Side, they’re where I get the most dirt. And B’s bridal shower tonight promises to be an absolutely filthy affair. The only two people left off the list? Number one? Chuck: Girls, I have been trying very […]
Gossip Girl: Good morning, Upper East Siders. Or is it? We hear a certain future royal has had more than one rude awakening this week. Dorota: Uh oh. Mr. Chuck in dream again. Blair: When Chuck’s in them they’re all nightmares. Dorota: What he do now? Blair: Behave like a perfect gentleman. Which makes him […]
Gossip Girl: In Manhattan some parties are VIP only. Others are strictly private. But some parties are political. And those lines are drawn by the most established of the establishment. And once those lines are drawn they can never be crossed. Trip (Aaron Tveit): Even if the night ends in defeat at least we’ll have […]
Gossip Girl: When you lose hope in a dream sometimes all you’re left with is sleepless nights. While some call the doctor for a refill, I find the best solution is a full social calendar. Blair: Just because I lost Yale does not mean I’m wasting my time at a non-Ivy, reading Beloved six times […]