Episodes [nextpage title=”episode 1″] Every Man’s Dream Dr. Hibbert: First, you’re gonna need a spinal tap. Homer Simpson: Please be the band. Please be the band. Marge Simpson: Kids, a professional felt the best way for your father and me to work on our relationship was to give up on it. Mr. Burns: Simpson! Where are your shoes? Homer: Narcolepsy. […]
Gone Maybe Gone Gossip Girl: Welcome back, Upper East Siders. Call me superstitious, but I’ve got a feeling this fall could be my last season. Let’s face it, I’ve been at this a long time. But age breeds wisdom. And this I know: the best is yet to come. Gossip Girl: From all around the […]
Yes, Then Zero Gossip Girl: This just in: due to a dumpster dive outside a well-known Fifth Avenue pre-war, it appears someone we know and love is in a family way. So this is your humble Gossip Girl issuing an APPB. Who could the mother of our next scandal be? Gossip Girl: At least this […]
Belles de Jour Gossip Girl: Nothing beats a summer abroad. But when travelling far from home it’s always nice to bring along an old friend from the neighborhood. Cobblestones and Cafe de Flore. Serena’s locked down the Left Bank and become a muse to us all. Meanwhile, Blair rules the Right Bank. Storming the shops […]
Reversals of Fortune Gossip Girl: Welcome back, Upper East Siders. After a long, hot summer away I see it didn’t take much time for you to dirty up the clean slates I gave you. My inbox is overflowing, so let’s get to the good stuff shall we? Spotted: Chuck Bass up to his old tricks. […]
Summer, Kind of Wonderful The story continues… Gossip Girl: Unlike the rest of us, sex, lies and scandal never take a vacation. Instead, they take the Long Island Expressway and head east. To the Hamptons. Some would say summer is their busiest season. Think Park Avenue. But with tennis whites and ban de soleil. The […]
Pilot Gossip Girl (Kristen Bell): Hey Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here. And I have the biggest news ever. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this: “Spotted at Grand Central, bags in hand: Serena van der Woodsen.” Was it only a year ago our It Girl mysteriously disappeared for “boarding school”? And just […]