Professor Cole: I read your paper. It’s good. Well-written, impeccably researched.
Lee: I’m glad you liked it.
Professor Cole: Indeed I did. In fact, I’ve enjoyed this paper every time I’ve read it. Which according to my computer cheat check is three times before. […]
Jake: Life rule #6: You can’t anticipate passion. Or a panther attack. […]
Rebadow: Libros. Libros para los muertos. Rebadow: So Norma was here again today? Busmalis: So we’re both in prison? Rebadow: Excuse me? Busmalis: I’m sorry. I though we were asking questions that we already knew the answer to. Morales: I figure, you and Guerra made peace you won’t be stabbing each other with silverware. Besides, […]
Cyril: The man I hit. Is he getting better? Ryan: Yeah, he’ll be fucking fine in about ten minutes. Now go to sleep, Cyril. Murphy: So, what do you call a guy that eats his own flesh? McManus: Inventive. Guerra: Fuckin’ Alvarez. He’s got more lives than a cat. Beecher: Chris, sometimes, most times, I […]
Nathan: You need to cut those fingernails. Beecher: I will. As soon as I get back to my pod. Keller: Look, what I did was wrong. I’ve been trying to figure out a way to prove to you that I’m truly sorry. And I do love you. Beecher: How about I fuck you in the […]
Diane Wittlesey: There’s something in the air. And it ain’t love. Lenny Burrano: Donald Groves. You killed your parents and ate them, right? Donald Groves: I only ate my mom. I was saving my dad for Thanksgiving. Lenny Burrano: That’s festive. Leo Glynn: after McManus refuses a dinner invitation Too much work to do, right? […]
Fire (Part 1) Kellerman: There’s no absolutes in life. Only in vodka. Autofocus Kellerman: You know, he shouldn’t leave a department vehicle running like that. Lewis: Yeah. Could get stolen. Kellerman: Lieutenant said take the first car in. Lewis: We shouldn’t. Kellerman: You’re right. Lewis: Grand theft auto, baby. Pembleton: You sons of bitches! Heartbeat […]
Season One Steve Crosetti (Jon Polito): Mr. Becker ducked. But he didn’t duck good enough. Meldrick Lewis (Clark Johnson): Lost art, ducking. Crosetti: That’s the problem with this job. It’s got nothing to do with life. Bernard: Okay, I was there. But I didn’t kill them. John Munch (Richard Belzer): Who killed them? Bernard: A […]