Gossip Girl: Wakey wakey, Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite. It seems like today is a big day for everyone. But none so much as me. Gossip Girl: Once upon a time Princess B was a virgin Queen, and her King was named […]
Gossip Girl: Hey, Upper East Sider. It’s me, Gossip Girl. I’m hoping you’re interested in some quid pro quo, because we both have something to prove. Chuck: You look like hell. I assume this means you couldn’t find anything. Nate: I’ve reread every piece in the Spectator since I started there and unless Christina Aguilera […]
Gossip Girl: Rise and shine, Upper East Siders. It’s time for your annual checkup. Lucky for you, doctors take their confidentiality seriously around here. Blair: Are you sure this doctor is reputable? Your prenatal care is imperative. Dorota: You never care about my womb before. Doctor (Antony Hagopian): You two should work this out. Dorota […]