Gone Maybe Gone Rufus: Lily. What are you doing here? I thought you and Bart were circling the globe on an eighty-foot yacht. Lily: Well the yacht was a hundred and ten feet and most people who’ve actually been on one call it a boat. Rufus: I assume you didn’t come all the way to […]
Yes, Then Zero Dan: Dad! What are you doing here? I thought you’d still be in London helping Jenny set up St. Martin’s. Rufus: She and Eric kicked me out when I didn’t know who Sierra Burton was, so I came back here early and thought I’d spend some time with you. Dan: It’s Blair’s […]
Belles de Jour Rufus: Jenny looks so good. You could even tell what color her eyes are. Lily: Well sending her to Hudson was a good decision. Lily: Eleanor, you’re early. Eleanor: Oh just to set up, dear. And to accessorize you properly. Rufus: You know, Bass is not her middle name. Eleanor: I was […]
Reversals of Fortune Dan: Our bags are packed, the house is closed up, but the real question remains: now that you’ve spent your whole summer drinking your coffee out of Cece’s china will it taste as good coming out of your Welcome Back Kotter mug at home? Rufus: Sure it was great out here but […]
Summer, Kind of Wonderful The story continues… Jenny: As nice as it is that you’re encouraging me to get my designs out there, the White Party’s like, super-exclusive. I mean summer interns do not get to go. Last year they even turned away Jack Johnson. Rufus: Sounds like a party with taste! Dan: I can’t […]
Pilot Rufus Humphrey (Matthew Settle): Welcome back. How was your weekend? How’s your mom? Jenny Humphrey (Taylor Momsen): She’s fine. Dan Humphrey (Penn Badgely): She’s good. Jenny: Fine and good. Dan: She’s good and… fine. Rufus: Like “maybe I never should have left Manhattan”, fine? Or “taking time off from my marriage was the best […]