Ryan: Wow. I had no idea I was under surveillance. Taylor: Yeah. Clockin’ your every move. Taylor: What is this book? Book Seller: It’s A Season for Peaches. It’s the bestseller from France. The English translation came in today. Taylor: Okay. What’s it about? Book Seller: Kind of like Bridges of Madison County meets The […]
Sandy comforting Kirsten: It’s Thanksgiving. You just watch, this family’s going to come together for the holidays. It’s what we Cohens do. Volchok (Cam Gigandet): Thanks for coming. To be honest with you, I didn’t know where else to go. I hitched a ride into town. Slept on the beach last night— Sandy: I’m not […]
Julie: Hey Kaitlin! Why aren’t you in school? Kaitlin (Willa Holland): ‘Cause it’s 8 o’clock at night. And a Saturday. Seth: So, Friday morning. A little check-in before the weekend. I’m still here, kickin’ the Newport-style. I can’t believe I just said that. But, uh, yeah. Things are good. Ryan’s decision to defer college seems […]
Theresa (Navi Rawat): I don’t know what the Korean word for “threesome” is, but I’m pretty sure it was used. Kirsten: Responsible for development? Sandy, the only thing that’s responsible for is a lot of sleepless nights and Matt Ramsey’s black eye. You know my father was Man of the Year. Sandy: The irony is […]
Summer: 48 hours ago, Coop, you were Newport’s Courtney Love. Julie: Marissa, honey, you know it’s not too late to go with you. I promise I won’t embarrass you. I can pretend to be part of your entourage. Or your Scientology guide. Neil (Michael Nouri): Honey, I don’t get it. You throw all of these […]
Seth: All this time I thought getting into college would make things so much easier. Ryan: Yeah. Not gonna happen. Seth: There’s a cold front coming through. Taylor: Have you spoken to Marissa lately? Summer: Well, if you count “Pass the milk” and “Don’t be so skanky,”— Ryan: Everything okay? Seth: Yeah. No. It’s just […]
Summer: I’m sounding out a hot new couple alert. Act like you knew nothing. Seth: I don’t. Seth: So if the body doesn’t lie… Summer: Then it’s saying, “Ew.” Seth: “Ew”? Or “Touch my pooper”? Seth: Tense, tightly-wound shut-in. That’s all I want out of you, okay? It’s kind of a Boo Radley-shade. Far away […]
Seth: So I wanted to be alone. Are you the only one in this family that’s allowed to brood? Seth: We’re getting dangerously close to an after-school special here, Ryan. It’s marijuana and I did it twice. Julie: I know you’ve been married for, like, 200 years, but you must remember something about dating. Kirsten: […]
Seth: Dude, I planned my first escape on an Etch-a-Sketch. This is my dream. It’s just, I don’t know, man. It’s real. Ryan: Well, why don’t you talk to Summer about it. I mean, I’m sure she’s freaking out a bit, too. Seth: I’ll be fine. Seriously. This is just my process. Ryan: Fair enough. […]
Seth: Every time things are going too well around here, that’s when doom comes aknockin’. Ryan: Doom? Seth: Aknockin’. doorbell Or aringin’. Right on time. Don’t answer it. It’s probably a flaming bag of crap. Ryan: Or FedEx. Kirsten: Veronica. What are you doing here? Veronica (Paula Trickey): Hello, Kirsten. I hear you and Julie […]
Summer: If we’re going to launch a successful campaign to get Marissa back into Harbor we have to find someone who can organize the masses. Someone who they’ll follow, you know, into battle. Seth: You mean General Townsend? Summer: Affirmative. Taylor withdraws from the campaign Seth: I guess that means no button guy. Summer: Seth! […]
Summer: And what do you think, Cohen? Seth: My Chrismukkah forecast calls for trouble. Kirsten: I came to see how you were. Julie: I’m great. Some of the neighbors are having a cock fight in an hour using stray dogs. It’s a holiday tradition. My money’s on the feisty Weimaraner. Kirsten: Good. ‘Cause I’m awful. […]
Seth about Kirsten: It’s the Tourette’s firing up again. Happens every now and again, but it’s fun. Kirsten: I just don’t understand. What is the rush? Sandy: Honey, it’s the Gruesome Twosome. What do you expect? It’s the shock-and-awe approach to courtship. Kirsten: So he’s bought your acceptance? Sandy: But at a really high price. […]