Russ: Dude, what happened? I totally set you up. All you had to do was spike the ball. Sam: I was nervous. Everyone was staring at me. Sam on the phone: Yeah, I’m looking for something that says “I understand your culture, now let me land planes in you.” Sam: $900? Did you try to […]
Derek: Sam, heard you’re working for an airline. What are you a stewardess? Just kidding! A flight attendant? Meryl: Did you just whistle at me? Because sexual harassment has no place in the workplace. Count to 40 and meet me in the stairwell. Russ: Thesis, what have you got? Sam: Excuse me? Russ: That thing […]
Cigarette Smoking Man (William B. Davis): “When, in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes.” Oh, but your mommy will still love you. All a mother wants is to shield her boy from pain and danger. Safe in the world as he was once in the womb. Mulder: How did you get in here? CSM: How […]