Hollywood A.D.

Mulder (Garry Shandling): I break the Lazarus Bowl, and all your sniper zombies go back to being good little well-behaved corpses. Cigarette Smoking Pontiff (Tony Amendola): You don’t fool me, Mulder. That bowl is your Holy Grail. Encoded in its ancient ceramic grooves are the words Jesus spake when he raised Lazarus from the dead. […]

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The Sixth Extinction

Scully: I came in search of something I did not believe existed. I stayed now on in spite of myself. In spite of everything I’ve ever held to be true. I will continue here as long as I can. As long as you are beset by the haunting illness which I saw consume your beautiful […]

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Travelers

Arthur Dales (Darren McGavin): Arthur Dales is my brother. My name also happens to be Arthur Dales. It’s the same name, different guy. The other Arthur, he moved to Florida the lucky bastard. Now, our parents weren’t exactly big in the imagination department when it came to names. If it would help you wrapping your […]

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Bad Blood

Scully’s version of events: Scully: Mulder, are you okay? Mulder dazed: Who’s the black private dick who’s a sex machine with all the chicks? Shaft! Can ya dig it? They say this cat Shaft is a bad mutha— Shut yo’ mouth! I’m talkin’ bout Shaft! Mulder: I did not! Scully: Mulder, please just keep reminding […]

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Paper Clip

Albert Hosteen: …On this day, when the holy people had given the FBI man a miracle, a white buffalo was born. And every Native American knew—whether he believed the story or not—that this was a powerful omen, and that great changes were coming. […]

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One Breath

X: I used to be you. I was where you are now. But you’re not me, Mulder. I don’t think you have the heart. Walk away. Grieve for Scully. And then never look back. You will be able to live with yourself, Mulder. On the day you die. […]

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Other Characters

Season One Deep Throat: You have much work to do, Agent Mulder. Don’t jeopardize the future of your own efforts. Emil (Seth Green): Oh man. Did we tell him about the landmines and junk? Deep Throat: Mr. Mulder, why are those like yourself who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this earth not […]

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