Seth: Who knew my new PlayStation idol would be your new girlfr— new… Sadie (Nikki Reed): Friend. Seth: Friend… Girl friend. Summer: Nice save. Sadie: I think friend is the word. Ryan: I’m gonna get that. Sadie: Nice dodge. Ryan: Thanks. Taylor: Holy Kodak moment! Summer: I guess Seth just aced his Brown interview. Taylor: […]
Kirsten: Ryan, I forgot to ask. Do you have any request for your birthday on Sunday? Seth: Sunday’s your birthday? Ryan: Thanks buddy. Sandy: Not just any birthday. Ryan’s turning 16. Becoming a fully-franchised citizen of this great democratic experiment we call America. Seth: Yes, we all know you went to law school. The important […]
Seth: I’ve got two girls in bikinis trying to seduce me. Which sounds awesome. But I’m scared, I’m wet, and I’m cold, Ryan. Ryan: Okay. Alright, I’ll be right there. I just gotta towel off. Seth: Why do you have to towel off? Kirsten: Maybe you two should stop sneaking around and go public. Julie: […]
Seth: You can’t blame yourself. You tried. Ryan: And failed. Kirsten: Julie, last time you went on a stealth mission, you toppled the dessert tray. Julie: Yeah, but it did get his attention. Sadie (Nikki Reed): He said you might think it’s cheesy, but that’s what you were to him. An angel. Sandy to Matt: […]