Tag: Paul Chequer

The Blind Banker

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Sherlock: You took your time. Watson: Yeah I didn’t get the shopping. Sherlock: What? Why not? Watson: Because I had a row in the shop with a chip and PIN machine. Sherlock: You had a row with a machine? Watson: Sort of. It sat there and I shouted abuse. Watson: Is that my computer? Sherlock: […]

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Random Shoes

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Eugene Jones: The speed of light is 299,792,458 meters per second. Pain travels through the body at 350 feet per second. Even a sneeze can reach a hundred miles per hour. And as for life. Well, that just bloody whizzes by. So then. This is me. Eugene Jones. Eugene Jones (Paul Chequer): Am I dead? Eugene: Stick with […]

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