Mycroft Holmes: What you’re about to see is classified beyond top secret. Is that quite clear? {to the stenographer} Don’t minute any of this. Once beyond these walls, you must never speak of it. A D-notice has been slapped on the entire incident. Only those within this room, code names Antarctica, Langdale, Porlock and Love, will […]
Eighteen months ago Detective Inspector Lestrade (Rupert Graves): They just walked out of there. Sgt Sally Donovan (Vinette Robinson): Yeah, I know. I was sort of sitting next to you. Lestrade: The whole Waters family. They just walked right out of there. Donovan: Again, I was in the room, and– Lestrade: How do they always […]
Previously Sherlock: It’s a trick. Just a magic trick. Watson: No. All right stop it now. Sherlock: No, stay exactly where you are. Don’t move. Watson: All right. Sherlock: Keep your eyes fixed on me. Please, will you do this for me? Watson: Do what? Sherlock: This phone call, it’s, um… it’s my note. That’s […]
Egypt 1334 B.C. The Doctor: Bye then. Lovely meeting you. Sorry about the mess! Queen Nefertiti (Riann Steele): You think I’ll just let you leave without me, huh? After what we have just been through. The Doctor: You’ve got the Egyptian people to rule, Queen Nefertiti. They’ll need reassuring after that weapon-bearing giant alien locust […]
Therapist: Why today? Watson: Do you want to hear me say it? Therapist: Eighteen months since our last appointment. Watson: Do you read the papers? Therapist: Sometimes. Watson: And you watch telly. You know why I’m here. I’m here becau— Therapist: What happened, John? Watson: Sherlock… Therapist: You need to get it out. Watson: My […]
Young Henry: Oh hello. What is it, dear? Are you alright? Are you lost? Holmes drenched in blood: Well that was tedious. Watson: You went on the Tube like that? Sherlock: None of the cabs would take me. Sherlock: John. I need some. Get me some. Watson: No. Sherlock: Get me some. Watson: No. Cold […]
Previously… Moriarty: Sorry boys! I’m soooo changeable! It is a weakness with me. But to be fair to myself, it is my only weakness. You can’t be allowed to continue. You just can’t. I would try to convince you. Everything I have to say has already crossed your mind. Sherlock: Probably my answer has crossed […]
Watson: What the hell are you doing? Sherlock: Bored! Watson: What? Sherlock firing at the wall: Bored! Bored! Not much got in to the criminal classes. Good job I’m not one of them. Watson: So you take it out on the wall. Sherlock: Ah, the wall had it coming. Watson: Is that a head? Sherlock: […]
A Study in Pink Therapist: How’s your blog going? Dr. John H. Watson (Martin Freeman): Yeah good. Very good. Therapist: You haven’t written a word, have you? Watson: You just wrote “Still has trust issues”. Therapist: And you read my writing upside down. You see what I mean? John, you’re a soldier. It’s gonna take […]