Juliet Doesn’t Live Here Anymore

Gossip Girl: Morning, Upper East Siders. Hope you had a good night’s sleep. Or at least a good night’s play. Serena: I need to talk. I’m having Colin issues. Blair: And boundary issues. Ladies knock. And besides the only issue you should be having with Professor Forrester is the topic of your midterm. Now if […]

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War at the Roses

Gossip Girl: Rise and shine, Upper East Siders. It’s officially fall. And when the leaves start to turn, we know it’s time for B’s birthday. We hope Serena will be there to celebrate, but we hear she’s having her own private party with a professor. Serena: So you’re from Maine. Colin (Sam Page): I grew […]

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Easy J

Gossip Girl: They say waking up is hard to do. Especially when you’re not alone. Blair: What have we here? Bed: unslept in. Hair in… missionary disarray. And yesterday’s dress with today’s shame all over it. Serena: No shame. For your information we just stayed up talking. Blair: Oh. So does this chatty insomniac have […]

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