The Unblairable Lightness of Being

Gossip Girl: Up and at ’em, Upper East Siders. It’s time to awake from our slumber and learn the hard truth. That some nightmares don’t end once we open our eyes. Serena: Want to tell us what’s going on? Chuck: I thought our relationship could withstand anything. Apparently I was wrong. Serena: Well you still […]

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Rufus Getting Married

Gossip Girl: Some say love is a river, some says love’s a silly song. Some say love is all around us. It lifts us up where we belong. Some say love is hearing laughter in the rain. But on the Upper East Side, we all know love is pain. Blair: The bloodsucker is back. I […]

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The Lost Boy

Gossip Girl: Morning in New York. Time to wake up from bad dreams, roll out of the beds we’ve made, and start making plans for a brighter future. Blair: I know what this is. And don’t think you can run me out of my own room with a half-naked Dan Humphrey. Georgina (Michelle Trachtenberg): Fine. […]

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The Freshmen

Gossip Girl: Every fall, confident high school seniors transform into nervous college freshmen. They leave their parents’ homes for the hallowed halls of education. And like any new venture, starting college holds the promise of limitless opportunity. The opportunity to conquer new territory. Or to try and be a little less lonely. But just because […]

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Reversals of Fortune

Gossip Girl: Welcome back, Upper East Siders. After a long, hot summer away I see it didn’t take much time for you to dirty up the clean slates I gave you. My inbox is overflowing, so let’s get to the good stuff shall we? potted: Chuck Bass up to his old tricks. Poor B. I […]

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The Grandfather

Gossip Girl: Springtime on the Upper East Side. Where the winter chill is supposed to be so last season. But when mittens and scarves are still all the rage, the best thing you can do is just button up and hope for warmer days. Vanessa (Jessica Szohr): Budapest. Prague. Brest. Dubrovnik. Dan: Ah, there’s nothing […]

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The Age of Dissonance

Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side all the world’s a stage, and the men and women merely players. But once a year, Constance/St. Jude students shed their usual roles and take on new ones for the senior class play. This year’s pick? The Age of Innocence. Dan: I just can’t believe this is a […]

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Hi, Society

Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, it’s that time of year again. When the mere act of descending a staircase means you’re a woman. That’s right: Debutante season. And from what we hear, there’s been some changes to the lineup. Blair: I’m actually glad I’m going with Prince Theodore instead of Nate. The further we […]

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Bad News Blair

Doorman: Sorry, but you’re not on the list. Blair: Of course I am. This is my dream! Doorman: Not anymore. Gossip Girl: Hey, Upper East Siders, there’s nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a surprise. And we hear Blair Waldorf’s got a two-for-one special. Her mom, Eleanor, who just returned from Paris, and Serena van […]

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