Steven: Do you guys want to go to that rush party tonight or not? Ron: No. Marshall: No. Lloyd: No. Ron: Fraternities are evil, okay? They brainwash you, they steal your soul. They take your firstborn for godsakes. Lloyd: And you’re the firstborn. Steven: So I guess you guys don’t care about free beer and […]
Mrs. Weir: So I hear something very exciting is happening this week at school. Cindy: That’s right. Vice President George Herbert Walker Bush is coming to our school to speak at an assembly in the cafeteria. Mr. Weir: You know, everyone’s a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses. Ken: […]
Sam: Bill, that is not sexy. Bill: Yes it is! Neal: Bill, it look like you’re having a seizure. Bill: Sam, come on. Shake it, you won’t break it. {Neal stops the music}. You cut me off mid-funk. Neal: I’ve discovered something that will change our lives. It brings power, respect and money. And it’s […]
Ken: We’re gonna blow the roof off his garage in the most rock-tagious way. Neal: I hate being in school after it’s out. Makes me feel like a janitor. Sam: What’s so great about him anyway? Neal: It’s the hair. Mr. Weir: I could call the police. Do you know that? I could call the […]
Sam: So are you going to be smelly the rest of your life?
Gordon: Yeah. But I don’t mind. Nice people don’t care and it weeds out the jerks. […]
Mr. Weir: She’s hanging with the wrong crowd. They’re lying and cheating and next thing you know she’s Patty Hearst and she’s got a gun to our heads! […]