Carter: The Tok’ra have their hands full with more pressing matters. They strongly suggest that we get to Maybourne before the Goa’uld do. Teal’c: If we do not retrieve him, Harry Maybourne faces certain capture. O’Neill remains impassive. Torture. Interrogation. Perhaps even death. O’Neill: Alright, fine. Go get him. Garan: My Lord, our hunting party […]
Maybourne: I helped myself. I hope you don’t mind. O’Neill: You’re eating my dog. Maybourne: Want it back? O’Neill: Would you like a beer to wash it down? Maybourne: Already got one. O’Neill: What are you doing here? Maybourne: I can’t drop by an old friend’s house for a little barbecue? O’Neill: Well there’s that […]
Hammond: Where’s Teal’c? O’Neill: I don’t know, sir. He was right behind me. Hammond: So the Tok’ra intel was right. The Goa’ulds were scouting P3X-116 for a new base. Jackson: Looks that way. What the Tok’ra didn’t tell us is that the Goa’uld in question was Tanith. Carter: The error we’re receiving from the Gate […]
Homeless Guy: Ninjas! Homeless Guy: You wouldn’t believe me if I told you. O’Neill: Why not? Homeless Guy: I’m just a crazy guy with a shopping cart full of canes. O’Neill: I’m just a cynical Air Force guy with a closet full of National Geographics. Jackson: So you think Maybourne’s a fan of Godzilla movies? […]
Carter: Sir, every time we go through the Stargate it’s a calculated risk. Hammond: I realize that, Major. But frankly I’m getting tired of sending good people out there never knowing if they’re going to come back. I’ve had enough. Jackson: I’m sorry, sir. What are you saying? Hammond: I wanted you all to be […]
Jackson: Your Eminence, our government has asked us to return to Tollana to arrange formal diplomatic relations with your people. High Chancellor Travell: Consider it done. You are, after all, the people who saved us from the Goa’uld. Jackson: Thank you. Yes. Well. In that spirit we’d like to arrange for a trade. High Chancellor […]
Fraiser: Loosen your belt please, Colonel. O’Neill: How’s a needle in my butt gonna get water out of my ear? O’Neill: Listen, really jam it in this time, okay? Fraiser: It must have something to do with the alien symbiote within him. It took an extremely large dose just to sedate him in the first […]
Hammond: Do we have any idea what makes it tick? O’Neill: That’s why we’d like to go back, sir. Carter wants to get a closer look with some of her specialized… doohickeys. Hammond: Doohickeys. O’Neill: I believe that’s the technical term, sir. Roham: Without the touchstone to shield us, we shall soon be overtaken by […]
Fraiser: Teal’c, shouldn’t your larval goa’uld be helping? Teal’c: That is correct. But it is not. It is, in fact, getting worse. Dr. Timothy Harlow (Scott Hylands): It appears that the alien insect’s venom is rewriting Teal’c’s genetic material. And it happened very quickly in that blood sample. Teal’c: I’ve felt great pain, O’Neill. But […]
Narim (Garwin Sanford): Don’t… help us. Jackson: We’d be colonizing space right now if it weren’t for the Dark Ages. There was a period of over 7800 years where science was heresy and anathema. Maybe they didn’t have that setback. Omoc (Tobin Bell): Where is this place? Hammond: You’re on a planet called Earth. These […]
The Son: Don’t you want to live forever? Mulder: Well, not if drawstring pants come back in style. […]