Landry: I already issued a new memo to all teams to consider the investigation a top priority. Mitchell: I don’t think a memo’s going to cut it as far as Teal’c’s concerned, sir. Landry: I take it you tried to talk him out of leaving. Mitchell: Yes sir. Like sticking my foot out to trip […]
Teal’c: Freedom without honor is meaningless. Mitchell: “Winning shows strength. Winning without fighting shows true skill.” Teal’c: You are a student of ancient strategies. Mitchell: No, Landry said it to me. I think he was quoting Sun Tzu. Or it could have been Dr. Phil. Landry: Sometimes you make the right decision, sometimes you make […]
Mitchell: I’m just saying, it’s pure ego. Jackson: Pure ego? That level of enlightenment? Arrogance is about pleasure, right? Wallowing in the pride of one’s achievement. Mitchell: You don’t think getting a whole galaxy to bow down and worship you is something to write home about? Landry: Colonel Carter! I’ve read your proposal. Carter: And? […]
Lord Yu-huang Shang Ti: What is the meaning of this? Goa’uld: I should ask you the same thing. Major Samantha Carter. Repli-Carter: Actually, I’m a colonel now. Jackson: Teal’c, the odds are not in our favor. Teal’c: They never are, Daniel Jackson. O’Neill: You know, we could have used something like this a long time […]
O’Neill: Fellas! How was the trip? Teal’c: I have been betrayed by those I trusted most. O’Neill: That good, eh? Bra’tac: His mood is foul indeed. Greetings. It is good to see you both. Jackson: Bra’tac, what’s going on? Bra’tac: There was a complication. O’Neill: Ishta? Bra’tac: She is well. And as lovely as ever, […]
New Order : Part One Dr. Elizabeth Weir (Torri Higginson): What can I do for you, Major? Carter: I want you to reconsider my request. Dr. Weir: I’m sorry. Carter: That cargo ship was modified using the knowledge of the Ancients. Now there is no guarantee that anyone will ever be able to figure out […]
Jackson: Proclarush Teonas. I think you wrote the planet where we’ll find the Lost City in the crossword. O’Neill: Bit of a jump. Jackson: Why else would you do that? Carter about Jack’s crossword puzzle: The clue for seven down is “celestial body.” And he wrote “Uma Thurman.” Weir: Got everything you need? I think […]
Kinsey (Ronny Cox): How would you respond if I told you the Air Force is currently conducting top secret operations with an alien transportation device called a “Stargate”. It was discovered in the early-1900s at Giza. Not too far from the great pyramids. Dr. Weir: Is this a joke? {Kinsey hands her a note}. What […]
Hammond: A CIA operative in Honduras—Agent Burke—believes he knows where Dr. Jackson and Dr. Lee were taken. O’Neill: Burke? Hammond: You know him? O’Neill: Yes. I do. Hammond: Anything I should know about him? He’s the only agent down there. O’Neill: We’re stuck with him regardless, right? {Hammond nods} Nothing you should know about. O’Neill: […]
Fraiser: The staff blast hit you directly in the symbiote pouch. If you weren’t on tretonin… Teal’c: I would be dead. Ironic. Fraiser: Well. You’re not out of the woods yet. Teal’c: Woods? Teal’c: Ryac is with Bra’tac. They are attempting to recruit rebel Jaffa. I have not heard from them and do not expect […]
Malek: This is the base of the Tau’ri. Why are there Jaffa? Carter: Rebel warriors. Malek: Jaffa who have turned against the Goa’uld. I did not realize their ranks had grown to such a number. Carter: Hundreds more are operating as a fifth column among the Goa’uld. O’Neill: Just like you. Carter: Many of these […]
McKay: She’s not going to be happy when she wakes up, is she? She is going to wake up. Isn’t she? Rya’c: I do not understand. There was at least eight of them. Bra’tac: Ten. Rya’c: How did neither of you get hit? Teal’c: It is always more difficult to hit a moving target. Bra’tac: […]
Jonas Quinn (Corin Nemec): Hey Major? How do I know what color to wear? Carter: We call each other every morning. Carter: Sir, the X-301 was a modified glider. Now while many of the 302’s systems were retro-engineered from Goa’uld technology, it is entirely human-built. O’Neill: So was the Titanic. Hammond: Colonel Chekov feels that […]
O’Neill: Deliverance. Do you have any idea what happened to the guys in that movie? Bra’tac: I do not. Hammond: Master Bra’tac, I hope your faith in this man is well-deserved. Bra’tac: I would stake my life on it. O’Neill: Ours too, apparently. O’Neill about the P90: We’ve used it to win just about every […]
Teal’c: It is good to see you, O’Neill. O’Neill: You too. Teal’c: You appear to be well. O’Neill: Well. Forget appearances. The back’s gone, the knee’s shot. Forget curling. You? Teal’c: I am well again. O’Neill: So I hear. Welcome back. Teal’c: I once again pledge to you my allegiance. And ask your forgiveness for […]
Mulder (Garry Shandling): I break the Lazarus Bowl, and all your sniper zombies go back to being good little well-behaved corpses. Cigarette Smoking Pontiff (Tony Amendola): You don’t fool me, Mulder. That bowl is your Holy Grail. Encoded in its ancient ceramic grooves are the words Jesus spake when he raised Lazarus from the dead. […]
Teal’c: What has transpired? Bra’tac: Chulak was attacked. By Apophis. O’Neill: Son of a bitch! Teal’c: Apophis must have transported off of Sokar’s ship before it exploded. O’Neill: Somebody’s gotta teach that guy how to die. Bra’tac: The Goa’uld fear and despise Kheb. They forbade anyone from speaking of it long ago. O’Neill: Scary stories […]
Major Davis (Colin Cunningham): If they have someone on the inside, why can’t they do something? Hammond: They did, Major. Hathor: Which one of you shall behost to our new friend? O’Neill: It has her eyes. Hathor: Silence! Raully: I am Tok’ra. Know this: If the Tauri do not destroy you, we will. Villager: I […]
Bra’tac: Greetings, old friend. I bring bad news. Teal’c: My family. Bra’tac: Your wife is safe. Teal’c: What of Rya’c? Bra’tac: Your son has been taken. By Apophis. Fro’tak: I am Fro’tak of the High Cliffs. O’Neill: Jack. Of the Windy City. Fro’tak: When it appeared that you may never return, when you may indeed […]
O’Neill: Captain Carter? Carter: Sir? O’Neill: Were you able to put enough C-4 around this ship to make a dent? Carter: We placed charges where they should generate secondary explosions, so… yes sir. Should make a helluva dent. O’Neill: Thank you. Carter: Given enough time, I might be able to figure out— O’Neill: Negative. We […]
Jackson: You were calling out something. “Rya’c”. Does that mean anything? Teal’c: It means nothing. Hammond: This is not my first barbecue, Colonel. Teal’c: If we are discovered, you will be brought before Apophis along with us. O’Neill: We’ll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it. Bra’tac (Tony Amendola): No. The […]