Seth: Okay picture me at college. Big fish in a small pond or small fish in a big pond? Ryan: I don’t know. I never really pictured you living in a pond. Seth: Me neither. Summer: I can’t even pick out my shoes in the morning, let alone plan the rest of my life. Seth: […]
Ryan: Maybe the girls should pick the movie next time. Seth: Ah, do I have to remind you about the Bring It On phase? Summer: Now that is an awesome movie. Ryan: I’m not looking for trouble. Volchok (Cam Gigandet): Maybe you should have thought about that before jumping in the other night. Summer: What, […]
Summer: Nightmares, huh? You know at first I thought you were just a sweaty sleeper. I didn’t want to say anything, but— Marissa: Because I thought if I slept with you they’d go away. Summer: You talk to Ryan about it? Marissa: I try. I mean you know how he is. Summer: Yeah, not much […]
Kirsten to the boys: Sit. You are having eggs benedict Gruyère avec paté de foie. Sandy: Something smells… fancy. Kirsten: You know you’re going to be exposed to a lot of new things in college next year. Seth: Yeah, horny co-eds and alcohol poisoning. I just don’t think they’re gonna have French fusion on the […]
Seth as Marissa disappears into Newport Union: And that was the last they ever saw of her. Seth: Here you go, my little social chair maven. Summer: You know I always thought that social chair was a ceremonial position. Like Rose Bowl Queen or President. Seth: Are you sure this is detention? It’s got more […]
Summer: This is so wrong. Like epically tragic. End of the World, locusts and horned beasts bummer. Sandy: Is there anything I need to know? Jimmy: No no I mean. No, are you kidding, everything’s fantastic. I just wanted to give my fiancée a little peace of mind. Sandy: Well anything for the soon-to-be Mrs. […]
Sandy: Come on, you guys. We’ve gotta eat together. It’s a special day. You’re both seniors. Ryan: It’s just registration. Sandy: It’s a coming of age moment. We Cohens love coming of age moments. Seth: You should have seen this guy at my bar mitzvah. He was frothing at the mouth. Sandy: She kept this […]
Summer: You gotta admit, Coop, whatever happens—Ryan facing off with Trey to avenge your honor? God, that is so freaking hot! In a mythic, Biblical Samarai Western kind of way. Deputy DA Chris Caldwell (Timothy Omundson): …Then you won’t mind if I record this deposition. Seth: Sure record it. Release it on iTunes. I hope […]
The Shape of Things to Come Taylor: I just assumed you weren’t going to be making it today. Marissa: Well. Here I am. Taylor: Summer, who do think has been running this commitee these past two years? Summer: Uh, Marissa Cooper. Taylor: Marissa Cooper has been busy. Skipping school. Eperimenting with her sexual orientation. And […]
The Aftermath Summer: You gotta admit, Coop, whatever happens—Ryan facing off with Trey to avenge your honor? God, that is so freaking hot! In a mythic, Biblical Samarai Western kind of way. Summer: Okay, I have an idea. Seth: Are you going to save Chrismukkah again? ‘Cause I really enjoyed that last time. Summer: Mr. […]
The Aftermath Deputy DA Chris Caldwell (Timothy Omundson): …Then you won’t mind if I record this deposition. Seth: Sure record it. Release it on iTunes. I hope it’s a really big hit. Sandy: Just answer the questions. Seth about a comatose Trey: I kind of like him this way. He’s a better listener…. Sorry. Seth: […]
The Aftermath Deputy DA Chris Caldwell (Timothy Omundson): …Then you won’t mind if I record this deposition. Seth: Sure record it. Release it on iTunes. I hope it’s a really big hit. Sandy: Just answer the questions. The Cops: We’re looking for Ryan Atwood. Sandy: You’re a little late, I’m afraid. Sandy to Ryan: Glad […]
The Aftermath Seth: I don’t understand any of the rules to this “baseball,” they call it. Ryan: You mean America’s pasttime? Seth: Mm. Feels like more of a fad to me, buddy. I don’t really see it catching on. Seth: Hey, knock it off. Listen, you’ve got to get your mind off of everything. Who […]
The Aftermath Deputy DA Chris Caldwell (Timothy Omundson): …Then you won’t mind if I record this deposition. Seth: Sure record it. Release it on iTunes. I hope it’s a really big hit. Sandy: Just answer the questions. Caldwell: You went to Trey’s that night to kill your brother, didn’t you? The Cops: We’re looking for […]
The Aftermath Trey: I’m sorry Marissa. For everything. I just didn’t know how to make it right. And she offered me a way out. Marissa: Who? Who did? Trey: Your mom. Marissa: Trey, if you want to make it right, there’s only one thing you can do. The Shape of Things to Come Summer: Look, […]
The End of Innocence Ryan: I thought we might be able to start with something that didn’t involve me getting arrested. Seth: Is it my fault that most of our half-baked adolesent schemes goes hopelessly awry and my dad has to bail us out? Ryan: Uh, usually, yeah. The Last Waltz Seth: Alright, come on […]
The End of Innocence Mr. Frankel: Caleb Nichol was a very generous man who loved his family very much. Julie: Sandy gave a very nice eulogy at the funeral so let’s just skip the niceties, okay? Mr. Frankel: Well Caleb’s wish was to split his fortune equally between his daughters and his wife. Jimmy: Wow. […]
The Aftermath Julie: C’mon. It’s okay for a prosecutor and defense attorneys to have lemonade together. We’re all human beings here. Jimmy: I’m not so sure with these guys. Julie to Mr. Frankel: Let’s play hot/cold, hm? Two million. Seven million. I have at least three million coming from my pre-nup. You blinked! Does one […]
Ryan: How are you doing? Seth: Well, I was depressed. Now I’m depressed and confused. Ryan: A rehab center. Where’d you get this? Seth: My dad’s office. I don’t think he’s trying to kick bagels. Ryan: I don’t think it’s for your dad. Julie: All my black dresses look like they should be accessorized with […]
As Seth comes to visit Ryan in the early morning Ryan: What time is it? Seth: It’s 5:30… ish. Ryan: You’re showing up earlier and earlier. Seth: Yeah, well, we have a lot of ground to cover, so I figured, since we’re both up, we may as well get a jump on it. Seth: Something […]
Sandy: Do you think I look like Tony Blair? Kirsten: Uh, you have nicer hair. Sandy: Good hair, leader of Great Britain. I would call it a wash. Summer: You know, I really thought things were going to be different this time, but you haven’t changed at all. You’ve found new and even more public […]