The Distance Summer: The more time I spend with Zach, the less time I think about goddamn what’s-his-face, built like a beanpole, curly hair, runs away like a little bitch on a sailboat, leaving nothing but a note for his girlfriend, who cried and cried over him until the Fourth of July when she realised […]
The Distance Ryan: Hey, so, ah, I was thinking. Seth: I was thinking too. You know they don’t have a water polo team here. That’s gonna be a problem for me. Ryan: How’d you make it all the way from Newport on that little catamaran? Seth: Hm. Well, Ryan, sit down, my son. motions for […]
The Distance Luke: Cohen got in a little fight with his mom. Seth: Thanks. That was both honest and emasculating. Seth: She has to understand it’s not all about her. Luke: You’ve got some willpower, because she has a killer rack. Sandy: Hey, there’s plenty of good restaurants in Newport. Seth: I thought you said […]
The Distance Kirsten: Are you doing that thing where you think that I’m ignoring you, so you start speaking gibberish to see if I’m listening? Sandy: Aw. You were listening. Kirsten: Nope. Sandy: Sometimes the best thing is for a kid to have some space. Kirsten: The Pacific Ocean? That’s space? Sandy: I’ve always liked […]
The Distance Sandy: I’ve always liked Luke. Kind of a big Golden Retriever. Ryan laughs: Actually, he kinda is. Theresa: You should go to Portland. Ryan: It’s for them to figure out. They’re family. Theresa: And you’re not a part of their family? Ryan: Not anymore. Ryan: So you learned to work a grill. You’re […]
The Distance Caleb: Do you hear a clicking on the phone? Every time I try to dial out I swear I hear a clicking. Julie: Okay, Nixon. Paranoid, much? What’s going on with you, Cal? You’re either hopped up on blow or something’s seriously wrong. Theresa: The only reason you stayed was because of this […]
The Distance Summer: The more time I spend with Zach, the less time I think about goddamn what’s-his-face, built like a beanpole, curly hair, runs away like a little bitch on a sailboat, leaving nothing but a note for his girlfriend, who cried and cried over him until the Fourth of July when she realized […]
The Distance Kirsten: Are you doing that thing where you think that I’m ignoring you, so you start speaking gibberish to see if I’m listening? Sandy: Aw. You were listening. Kirsten: Nope. Sandy: Sometimes the best thing is for a kid to have some space. Kirsten: The Pacific Ocean? That’s space? The Way We Were […]
The Distance Caleb: Do you hear a clicking on the phone? Every time I try to dial out I swear I hear a clicking. Julie: Okay, Nixon. Paranoid, much? What’s going on with you, Cal? You’re either hopped up on blow or something’s seriously wrong. Jimmy: So what’s going on in your life? Julie: Aside […]
The Gamble Summer Roberts: Still hasn’t called you back? He was in lockup. Maybe he’s into dudes now. Summer: You’re not going anywhere, Sid. Seth: Seth. Summer: Whatever. Seth: Okay. The Debut Summer: These gloves are giving me serious sausage arms. Marissa: You want me to fix you up with Ryan? I thought you said […]
Pilot Seth: I have this plan. I don’t know what you’ll think. But, um, next July the trade winds shift west, and I want to sail to Tahiti. I can do it in 44 days, maybe even 42. Ryan: Wow. That sounds really cool man. Seth: Well… I don’t know what to say. Except that […]
Pilot Seth to Ryan: Do you want to play Grand Theft Auto? It’s pretty cool. You can like, steal cars and… not that that’s cool. Or uncool. I don’t know… um… Seth: I have this plan. I don’t know what you’ll think. But, um, next July the trade winds shift west, and I want to […]
Pilot Sandy Cohen: Ryan. Sandy Cohen. The court’s appointed me your public defender. Ryan just looks at him suspiciously. You could do worse. Sandy: Have you given any thought at all to your future? Dude, I’m on your side. C’mon, help me out here. This— Ryan Atwood: Modern medicine is advancing to the point where […]
Pilot Sandy: Have you given any thought at all to your future? Dude, I’m on your side. C’mon, help me out here. This— Ryan Atwood: Modern medicine is advancing to the point where the average human life span will be a hundred. But I read this article which said Social Security is supposed to run […]
Pilot Random Woman: Did I hear you were from Canada? Ryan: Yes, you did. Mother: What are you doing putting my daughter in Calvin Klein? She was supposed to be wearing Vera Wang. Peggy: And she would. If she had the chest to hold it up. It’s called puberty, honey. It’ll happen. The Model Home […]
Pilot Marissa: So what are you doing here? Seriously. Ryan: Seriously? I stole a car. Crashed it. Actually, my brother did. Since he had a gun and drugs on him, he’s in jail. I got out and my mom threw me out. Because she was pissed off and drunk. So Mr. Cohen took me in. […]
Pilot Sandy: When did you become so cynical? Kirsten: When did you become so self-righteous? Sandy: I’ve always been self-righteous. You used to find it charming. Kirsten: I want my husband to be right about you. Kirsten: Seth got into a fight. Sandy: He did? Kirsten: This is what happens when you let someone like […]
Season One The Model Home Luke Ward: Shut up, queer. Seth quietly: Yeah, well at least I don’t shave my chest. Luke: What did you just say? Seth: I said you look good in a sweater vest. It was a compliment. Luke: Do you want me to break you, Cohen? Ryan: Hey. Luke: No way. […]
Pilot Julie Cooper: Oh honey, I thought you were going to wear your hair down. Pulled back like that, it’s a little harsh on your angles. Jimmy Cooper: Okay, let’s go! Julie: It’s going to be so amazing tonight. Are you going to wear the Donna Karan, Maris? I thought it was very forgiving. Jimmy: […]
Season One Pilot Julie Cooper: Oh honey, I thought you were going to wear your hair down. Pulled back like that, it’s a little harsh on your angles. Jimmy Cooper: Okay, let’s go! Julie: It’s going to be so amazing tonight. Are you going to wear the Donna Karan, Maris? I thought it was very […]
Josh Schwartz: Every day it’s sunny and 73 degrees in Orange County. Never a cloud in the sky. Although I’ve been told if we wanted a cloud we could do that digitally. Josh: The surface of the hot tub is a little bit… icky. I wouldn’t go in there. Notice none of the actors have […]