The Avengers Summer answering her cell phone: Hello? Taylor: Bonjour! Summer: Taylor? Oh my god. Taylor: I think you mean, “mon dieu”, Summer. Yes, c’est moi. Summer: How’s Paris? Taylor: Incroyable. You know, being an ex-pat totally suits me. Except that I miss you. You can only parlez so much français until you start to […]
The Aftermath Summer: You gotta admit, Coop, whatever happens—Ryan facing off with Trey to avenge your honor? God, that is so freaking hot! In a mythic, Biblical Samarai Western kind of way. Summer: Okay, I have an idea. Seth: Are you going to save Chrismukkah again? ‘Cause I really enjoyed that last time. Summer: Mr. […]
The Distance Summer: The more time I spend with Zach, the less time I think about goddamn what’s-his-face, built like a beanpole, curly hair, runs away like a little bitch on a sailboat, leaving nothing but a note for his girlfriend, who cried and cried over him until the Fourth of July when she realised […]
The Gamble Summer Roberts: Still hasn’t called you back? He was in lockup. Maybe he’s into dudes now. Summer: You’re not going anywhere, Sid. Seth: Seth. Summer: Whatever. Seth: Okay. The Debut Summer: These gloves are giving me serious sausage arms. Marissa: You want me to fix you up with Ryan? I thought you said […]