Seth as Marissa disappears into Newport Union: And that was the last they ever saw of her. Seth: Here you go, my little social chair maven. Summer: You know I always thought that social chair was a ceremonial position. Like Rose Bowl Queen or President. Seth: Are you sure this is detention? It’s got more […]
Summer: This is so wrong. Like epically tragic. End of the World, locusts and horned beasts bummer. Sandy: Is there anything I need to know? Jimmy: No no I mean. No, are you kidding, everything’s fantastic. I just wanted to give my fiancée a little peace of mind. Sandy: Well anything for the soon-to-be Mrs. […]
Sandy: Come on, you guys. We’ve gotta eat together. It’s a special day. You’re both seniors. Ryan: It’s just registration. Sandy: It’s a coming of age moment. We Cohens love coming of age moments. Seth: You should have seen this guy at my bar mitzvah. He was frothing at the mouth. Sandy: She kept this […]
Summer: You gotta admit, Coop, whatever happens—Ryan facing off with Trey to avenge your honor? God, that is so freaking hot! In a mythic, Biblical Samarai Western kind of way. Deputy DA Chris Caldwell (Timothy Omundson): …Then you won’t mind if I record this deposition. Seth: Sure record it. Release it on iTunes. I hope […]