Morris: You guys are the Lone Gunmen aren’t you? You guys are my heroes. I mean look at the crap you print. Byers: We uncover the truth. Morris: The truth? That’s what’s so great about you monkeys. Not only do you believe the horse pucky we create, you broadcast it as well. I mean look […]
Mulder: This woman look familiar to you? Scully: That’s the woman from the trailer. Mulder: That’s the young woman from the trailer. looking at the photo. How many centuries now has disco been dead? Anson Stokes (Kevin Weisman): I can’t feel my arm… I can’t feel my blood. I am yellow! … I’m cold. Jenn […]
Mulder (Garry Shandling): I break the Lazarus Bowl, and all your sniper zombies go back to being good little well-behaved corpses. Cigarette Smoking Pontiff (Tony Amendola): You don’t fool me, Mulder. That bowl is your Holy Grail. Encoded in its ancient ceramic grooves are the words Jesus spake when he raised Lazarus from the dead. […]
Scully: Agent Mulder, can we have a word for a second? Mulder: Excuse me. What is it? Scully: What is it? Mulder, have you noticed that we’re on television? Mulder: I don’t think it’s live television, Scully. She just said *bleep*. […]
Mulder: They said the birds refused to sing. And the thermometer fell suddenly. As if God himself had His breath stolen away. No one there dared speak aloud. As much in shame as in sorrow. They uncovered the bodies one by one. […]
Mulder: Is my sister dead? Kathy Lee Tencate: They took her. To protect her soul from the great harm it would have suffered in her life. Just like they did my little boy. […]
Mulder: You think this was murder? Scully: Don’t you? Mulder, his head was cut off. […]
Mulder: What if this man had some kind of special capabilities? Some kind of genetic predisposition towards rapid healing or tissue regeneration? Scully: So basically what if we were looking for Wile E. Coyote. […]
Mark Johnson: You’ve paid so dearly, Frank. They’ve taken your daughter, murdered your wife. There’s no justice in this world. But there will be in the next. […]
Mulder: What if this man’s brain was eaten? It’s not sociologically unheard of. There are certain tribes in New Guinea that consider human brains a delicacy. Scully: Yeah, but Mulder, we’re in Orange County. […]
Cigarette Smoking Man (William B. Davis): “When, in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes.” Oh, but your mommy will still love you. All a mother wants is to shield her boy from pain and danger. Safe in the world as he was once in the womb. Mulder: How did you get in here? CSM: How […]
Scully: I came in search of something I did not believe existed. I stayed now on in spite of myself. In spite of everything I’ve ever held to be true. I will continue here as long as I can. As long as you are beset by the haunting illness which I saw consume your beautiful […]
Scully: Mulder, this is not reality. This is a hallucination. It has to be. And either I am having it or you are having it or we are having it together. […]
Frohike: I don’t understand. Why would the government want to turn Scully into a bimbo? […]
Mulder: Dear Diary, today my heart leapt when Agent Scully suggested spontaneous human combustion. […]
Mulder: Wow. Admit it, all you want to do is play house. Woman! Get back in here and make me a sandwich! {Scully throws a rubber glove at him} Did I not make myself clear? […]
Pam (Carrie Hamilton): Don’t you see? We’re all in hell. I’m the only one who knows it. Something went very wrong on this day the first time around. Something got screwed up. Things didn’t end the way they were supposed to. Now it’s like a needle stuck in a groove. […]
Mulder: Wayne— Mr. Weinsider. I don’t want to arrest Laura. I’m sure you’d hate like the devil for that to happen as well. Mulder about the fiber supplements: Whatever else we find, we know everybody in this house is regular. […]
Scully: Sorry. Check out lines were worse than rush hour one the 95. If I heard Silent Night one more time I was going to start taking hostages. […]
Mulder (as Morris): If I … shoot him is that murder or suicide? Scully: Neither if I do it first. […]
