Okay, I have a dilemma. Well I have like eight at the moment. But this is the weirdest and least stressful one. So I’m putting this out there. Because I don’t know what to do. Here’s the deal: I woke up this morning and had a new text message on my phone. Didn’t recognize the […]
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So maybe a month or so ago I noticed that Ramona’s water was getting really dirty really often. I found myself changing out her water ten times a day. Obviously Ramona was doing something to get her water dirty. Obviously. But what? At first I assumed she was smacking her paw into the water and […]
My lack of creativity and general malaise prevents me from coming up with a decent April Fools Day gag. Not to mention that I gave it a half-hearted attempt last year and the universe got the bigger laugh when I wound up gravely ill and in the hospital for an extended stay, unable to post […]
I would be… remiss. If I did not mention that today is the release date for the B-52s new album, Funplex. How awesome is that? I thought I would throw up a song to celebrate. So here you go—Foo Fighters with Fred Schneider doing that ol’ chestnut, Planet Claire… And while you’re listening, pop on […]
So don’t mock me for it, but I’ve been watching The Big Give. Despite not really caring for Oprah that much. Random story: I actually got screamed at once by an acquaintance who watched Oprah and decided that her sofa-style psychology snippets were life changing and that I was a negative person in her life […]
I was thinking today that I needed a new email address and figured I would get one that commemorates my favorite little unincorporated town: Port Wing. Some people buy shoes. I buy domain names. Anyway, this might be my favorite. I was going through my mementos tonight to find photos of Port Wing (I have […]
Well I finally got around to watching American Idol Destroys the Beatles Part Deux. And had to rewind it about eight times to figure out what Michael was singing when he fucked up the lyrics to A Day in the Life. I’m still not entirely sure. But there was definitely a high point in musical […]
After Tuesday’s Lennon/McCartney night on American Idol (an evening of butchery on such a cataclysmic scale I now mark it as a sure sign of the apocalypse) I thought I would avoid it tonight by fastforwarding through the repeat performances. And my ears were safe until I happened upon a disheartening thing—the butchering of a […]
As much as I adore my web hosting company, their spam filter… not so great. Or perhaps it could be, but it tends to block emails that are legitimate so I don’t really use it. And because of this I get a ton of spam every day to sort through. And I can’t help but […]
So for the past few weeks I’d been noticing that there was some sort of… I don’t know, clicking? Lifting? Flicking? Problem. With the left side of my laptop case. I thought maybe something wasn’t quite tight and I was hitting a lip of the case with my palm and it was coming away from […]
A few thoughts for the day: 1. Ever had a nightmare that was so scary that you forced yourself to wake up? I do it every once in awhile. Except because I’m forcing myself to wake up my brain has trouble adjusting and I’m in this weird limbo between REM sleep and waking so it’s […]
I’ve been working all week and weekend like a maniac trying to get a few projects neatly wrapped up in a pretty bow by the end of the month. But tonight I finally decided to call it a day and watch The Simpsons instead. NASCAR. Friggin’ NASCAR over The Simpsons. What a stupid sport. I […]
A few thoughts before I start my day: 1. Contacts are just a weird thing. Sticking flimsy pieces of… what, plastic? Some sort of odd material. Anyway it’s completely weird that sticking teeny circles of whatever into my eyes makes me see better. 2. Ramona’s getting old. I’m not sure I appreciated that fact until […]
So feeling rather neglected on Valentine’s Day I went out and bought a) nail polish and b) underwear. And at the time I found it novel, but in hindsight I got White Trash Stripper nail polish. Full fucking on and completely tacky. And now that I have a handy dandy camera phone you get to […]
“I just got an award given to me by a Beatle. Have you had that happen yet, Kanye?” —Vince Gill on accepting a Grammy That is all kinds of awesome. I was talking to my ever-lovely ex-boss last night and she had this to say about life: It might change names, but you’re still on […]
Fun facts from my planet: • I was googling my site today (what? don’t act like you’ve never googled yourself before) and discovered that I am immortalized in print: this site is listed as a resource in a book about queer quotes. • I had yak this evening. For dinner. To eat. Not, like, one […]
Two random thoughts. Woah. I did something to Blogger and it’s all wacky. Hm. Anyway. I was driving home from shopping today and flashed to a scene from shop class in seventh grade (woodworking shop… I still have these bowls I made on the lathe). Pretty skinny popular girl: Oh my god, did you get […]
I have a confession of sorts. A confession that’s slightly embarrassing, actually. It all started around three or four years ago when I got a Gmail account. Keep in mind that this was back when you still had to get an invite from someone with an account already in order for you to get your […]
Is that Flash music player not awesome? I find it awesome. So I needed a brain break earlier. My internet kept going down. And just when it would come back up, there’d be a power thing and the lights would dim for a second. And then I’d lose my internet and have to reboot the […]