I haven’t checked in a bit, huh? Alright, the rundown: I finally bought Flintstones’ Sour Gummies vitamins. After some hesitation, I tried one and do declare them to be the tastiest vitamins ever. I was looking through my store the other day and made a curious discovery: I had earned a certain amount from referrals. […]

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Looking through my logs for the day I noticed a search string: What’s wrong with Marissa Cooper She’s dead. That’s what’s wrong. To be fair, the person may be watching earlier seasons. Either way it made me laugh. Ah well. Random Story: I was at a greeting card store and noticed there was a huge […]

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I was trying to avoid making a Christmas list (I can’t think of anything) and so I thought I’d write a rant. And suddenly realized I forgot to retire November. Which is indicative of the last few weeks, I suppose. I’ve been busy, yo. So about a year ago my healthy, vibrant grandmother was diagnosed […]

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Two posts in as many days! Will the zaniness ever end? So with this nasty cold apartment I pulled out one of my blankets to get warmer on the couch. It’s an average blanket. Pretty thin. Blue. Kinda boring. I think I got it when my grandmother moved into assisted living and needed to get […]

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It is freezing in my apartment. As per usual, the “timer” on the heat is a little too closely tied to when my caretaker gets home. And he got home late. And it sucks because I have this metal desk for my main computer that’s right next to a window. I think my tongue would […]

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A sort of peace has come over me as of late. A final understanding. I know what I need to do now. It’s become so clear. It will not be easy. It will cause pain to both myself and my loved ones, but it needs to be done. I’m divesting myself of all my excess […]

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I am so behind on trying to update quotes on this site it’s pathetic. There’s a Food Network show profiling Al’s Breakfast (a local restaurant located by the U of M). Personally, the best breakfast place for my money will always be Rick’s Ol’ Time Cafe. But Al’s is pretty good. It’s a long, skinny […]

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I wrote about this and deleted it, but it happened again so I just can’t leave it unsaid. Las Vegas, a show which once had some potential but now is spiraling downhill, has JC Penney as a sponsor. And for two weeks in a row now they’ve had an ad that gets us (the viewer) […]

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I always tend to write these at 3AM. Which explains a lot, I think. Aside from one or two disappointing outcomes, I think this election wrapped up nicely. I am, however, disappointed in my neighboring state of Wisconsin. Voting for a ban on same sex marriage? I expected more from you, cheese heads. In other […]

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Welcome to Sunday. I’m currently hiding under my couch. For some unknown reason I’m watching a special on the use of meth that is focusing on “meth mouth”. And I can not watch shots of rotted out teeth and rotted out teeth extraction. It just makes me curl up in a ball and shield my […]

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I was told this week by a regular customer that I sound like Barbara Streisand. That’s just weird. I think in truth the only similarity is that we both have big noses. I don’t really have anything to write, I suppose. I’m currently watching Mission Impossible. A movie I actually saw in the theater. And […]

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Oh my god am I glad it’s Thursday. This week has just been weird. Weird like hearing news stories about a guy who was shot to death by police over the weekend and then getting into work and being told I was designing the funeral program. And some other stuff, but it’s boring to anyone […]

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You know what? Good day today. I like those. Hey! I’m retiring this thing today, aren’t I? Fixed my DVR. I would have done so sooner, but I had to clear all the recordings off first. So now every few minutes I hit the pause button just because I can. Went to dinner with my […]

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This morning around 11:00 I was up at the counter and some woman needed help making some copies of a newspaper. She seemed somewhat normal but just a bit off. Kind of dowdy, mid-40s, slightly agitated. Whatever. Turns out she was copying an article about being prepared for the Apocalypse. An article that was in […]

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Stupid DVR. It’s slowly dying on me and there’s nothing I can do about it until I get rid of all the recorded episodes. Which is partially why I haven’t had much to say. Thankfully I’m down to only four episodes (two Simpsons and two Stargates) but unfortunately so is my recording space, which claims […]

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I currently have two people with flashlights doing something in the backyard of the murder house next door. I would try and check it out, but I don’t want to be spotted. My windows aren’t that far off the ground. Although the newest crop still seems to be coming and going on a regular basis. […]

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Storms are on the way. I feel it in my bones. Oh, and the weather report says so. I went out earlier this afternoon to run errands and in typical Saturday fashion felt like everyone was looking at me funny. So I scurried back to my apartment. But I got beef jerky in the process. […]

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Hee hee. I got all shiny sparkly about Fall and then woke up this morning with a bit of a cold. It’s completely my fault, since I slept with my windows open, so I really can’t complain. Well I can complain and probably will, I just shouldn’t complain. So there you go. I’m not doing […]

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It’s cold in the Twin Cities. Around 55 degrees. And overcast. Sort of just a gray cold day. I woke up this morning and my first thought was, Why is it so cold in my room? Totally awesome. I love this time of year. I love it when it gets dark earlier and earlier. I […]

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09.06.06 Hm. I find it slightly weird that Harrold Perrineau’s last word on Dead Like Me was “Namaste”. When shows weirdly collide. I haven’t come up with a good rant. But I did film me thoroughly pissing off Ramona. Don’t think less of me. Oh, and the file is rather big, […]

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I watched the VMAs tonight. Words cannot do justice. Nah, they totally can, but that shit was just so horrid that my rant went to a dark place. MTV needs to admit they are neither relevant nor about music. I think the world would be a better place for it. And I get that they […]

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