Okay, so here’s the latest: I got the webcam. Took a bit, but I think I can now talk to people over AIM. I haven’t used AIM in years. I’m amazed the account is still active. So my next step is figuring out how to get a webcam running on my site. I’ve tried a […]
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Okay, so you know how you do something incredibly emotionally challenging, and then it turns out ten times better than you ever expected? Yeah, I’m having a good week. Okay, I’m having a really good week. Plus, I now have a webcam on order. A webcam. So that’ll be interesting. I’m formulating all the different […]
Okay. Deep sigh of relief. Deep sigh. I finally got the courage up to wander out to my car. And it was there! Woo hoo! I was sorta worried I had misunderstood the parking laws and got towed. Trying not to look like I was wandering around aimlessly, I grabbed a bag of stuff out […]
Well it’s 10:17 and I just got home. I’m in for the night. I make it policy to never be a target for drunk drivers. Now, I realize that someone could potentially hit the side of my apartment, but there’s pretty much cars all around it as a buffer, so I’m not too worried. Years […]
Man today was a weird day. Not interesting weird. But weird. For starters—as per usual—I overslept. Good job, Claire. Once at work, the place was a ghost town. Half the office was on vacation and the majority of our clients were as well. Plus the weather was hinky. Like a gloomy grumpy hinky. Plus, with […]
Insomniaville. Population: me. Man. Last week I was coming home from work and walking up the alley. It was a lot of fun until I slipped and fell flat on my back. So ever since then I have been rather sore. I hate Winter. In other news: So the Heat Nazi that is my caretaker […]
As I write this—4:30 pm—familial obligations are over. Thank god. I love the holidays, but three days of trying to make polite conversation has just about done me in. I had to sit through an hour-long conversation about road construction. Seriously. Is this a phenomenon unique to Minnesota? Endless discussions of road construction and the […]
Ever get depressed after Christmas? Leading up to it, you get all pumped. Buying gifts, decorating the house, getting time off… And then—boom—it’s over. And you’re facing three months of the coldest weather and a ton of snow. Well, I am, anyway. The heat’s on. Thanks, Heat Nazi Caretaker. […]
Merry Christmas, everyone. Well, technically it’s still Christmas Eve, but by the time I post, it’ll be here. It’s currently snowing in Minneapolis. A light, pleasant snow that looks like it glitters in the moonlight. I went over to mom’s to exchange gifts tonight. I was driving along 50th in Edina and I passed a […]
So today Heathrow and I went to the dollar store to kill some time and get her a few items for a gift. And you’ll never believe what I found: Another Action Jesus. This one is a little weird looking, to be honest, but it comes with this little plastic mat that has his tomb, […]
‘Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even Ramona.Because I overslept again. I sat up in bed, yelled, “Good golly! Great sakes!” “The bosses will sack me if I’m once again late!” I leapt out of bed to get dressed and get primped Hit my knee […]
In an attempt to illustrate my company’s policy on time off this holiday season, I post the following: Spotter: Er, well, I’m camel spotting. I’m spotting to see if there are any camels I can spot. Interviewer: Good. And how many camels have you spotted so far? Spotter: Oh well so far I’ve spotted nearly, […]
I’m having a crappy day. Pity me. I will mention that the only bright spot today was a late lunch at a coffee shop with a friend. Before I got to the coffee shop, I drove around for a bit. I used to live in NE Minneapolis and I was curious as to what had […]
I hate Mondays. Not as much as I hate Sundays, but there you go. And I had a miserable day at work. I hate that place. If I could get enough freelance… Anyone need a website? Who am I kidding. I suppose most everyone hates their job. I gotta figure my life out. At least […]
Every night I hang out on my couch, working on my computer. So from right to left it’s me, two pillows with a laptop on top, and Ramona in a nubbly cat bed. And it’s a new thing, but she has taken to covering her eyes with her paw. It’s cracking me up. In other […]
I think I christened Sundays Odds & Ends Sundays a bit ago, so I’ll just babble today. On a side note: Dear lord. It is so flippin’ windy today. There is debris just flying everywhere outside. I mean like 20-feet-up-in-the-air everywhere. It’s been such a weird winter. In Minnesota, not having any snow on the […]
It’s 3 am and I have a little thing I like to call insomnia going for me. It doesn’t help that when I stir in my sleep, Ramona leaps—violently— onto my chest to make sure she can wake me up for food. She’s not a light cat. Seriously. It really hurts. Plus, the heat’s off […]
I love the holiday season. I really do. Despite being a cynical, grumpy bitch in general, I get dorky about Christmas. Ever get just a happy, peaceful feeling on Christmas Day? Everything’s closed, people are driving to be with families… excited about opening gifts and a big meal… Unless you don’t celebrate Christmas, of course. […]
Odds and Ends Sunday
So here’s the deal: Sundays are now Odds and Ends Day at planetclaire. For the time being, I’m going to try to cut down on the random nonsense I normally post during the week, and just save it up for Sunday. I hate Sundays. I’ve said it before. And yet, I also love Sundays. When […]
The Fugitive
I just got back from running to the grocery store. My bags were rather heavy, so it took a minute or two to bring them in. Once in, I proceeded to tidy up a bit. After five minutes, I thought I heard Ramona meowing. She has this “I’m about to die” meow she employs once […]
My mom’s pissed at me.
It’s 6:30. Just got home. Usually it would be from work, but I got home from helping my mom move all day. I’m tired. So tonight, no work. Just play. No freelance, no quotes, nothing. So, story about moving my mom: At one point, my mom instructed me to go to her bedroom and unpack […]