What a long weekend. It’s official. I’m finally done with Nightmare (ex) Roommate forever. As predicted, she was rude to me when I went to clean on Saturday. I skipped out on her on Friday because her idea of cleaning was to basically clean every single nook and cranny of the entire apartment. I’ve lived […]
I am inches away from being 100% done with my old apartment and Nightmare Roommate. I have everything out except cleaning supplies. Yay. But it’s the last few inches that are going to be so stressful. I have this overwhelming fear that I am forgetting something crucial and it will destroy my life because of […]
Thought I’d post a NR story: Nightmare Roommate likes cats. Claire tangent: Ramona HATED her because she would pick her up and squeeze her and try to pet her. Ramona is far too aloof to allow that sort of nonsense. So she hid from her. Nightmare Roommate likes cat-themed things because she likes cats. So […]
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I’ve been adding stories to my nightmare roommate page. I get to post it after Saturday at noon, as at that moment I am thru with her FOREVER!!!! Bwahahahaha! […]
Today was Gardner Hardware’s Annual Anvil Drop. Every year they go up to the top of their building and drop eggs, cantaloupe, pineapples, watermelons, and ultimately an anvil onto a junker below. It was great. There were about 100 people there. They give out free food and it’s generally a lot of fun. Patrick (cousin) […]
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So this is the first I could post today, but all I really have to say is one cool story: I came back from buying sweet corn and chicken (Heathrow and I made the office lunch today) and hit the space bar on my machine, as it had gone to sleep. Internet Explorer was open […]
Random thoughts: We went to a gift store today to find a hula girl for car gift book project. I found an Action Jesus action figure and decided that I needed one. So now I have an Action Jesus. […]
I reedited my Saturday. I’m not good at spontaneous thoughts. Random ancestry story: When I was little I was researching my family ancestry (basically I called up both of my grandmas and asked some questions). One of my grandmothers told me two stories about my relatives. One was a long-dead princess who lived in Germany. […]
Task: Reorganizing bookmarks. Ever wondered about Clarus the dogcow? You can learn all about Clarus in infamous Tech Note 31 on Apple’s website. Or see what your Oz prison name would be here. Mine’s Nipple Nibbler. My porn name is Ginger Lake. I always liked that one. And my smog name is Elizabeth Lake. So […]
The number 42 appears in so many television shows. 42, if you were unaware, is the answer to life, the universe and everything. Case(s) in point: it’s Fox Mulder’s apartment number and the number of Buzz Lightyear’s spaceship, offhand. It’s either A) a random coincidence, B) really is the number of life, the universe and […]
St. Paul was a haven for gangsters in the 1920s. The town had a non-extradition policy, meaning that criminals wanted in other states/counties could hang out in St. Paul and were safe from warrants in other towns. A police officer would meet a wanted criminal at the train station and let them know that they […]
On the way home down Franklin I was stopped at a light. (Dumb story.) The people turning left from the street on my right kept trying very hard not to hit me (it’s a weird turn). Anyway, it started to become funny (to no one but me) and their light started turning red. I was […]
Apparently Shannon’s date was such a non-talker that the poor girl had to start coming up with useless trivia to have something to talk about. Case in point: “Did you know that aerodynamically speaking a bumblebee should not be able to fly???” Which is generally true, but is also a sign your date is sucking. […]
I’m too damn boring to keep a web diary. Are all diaries this boring? No one cares what the hell my cat is doing. I don’t care what the hell my cat is doing. […]
A few weeks ago my dad was telling me about a building designed for Paul Allen (of M*crosoft fame/infamy) by his company. Paul wanted a building whose exterior could change with his mood. So apparently the architect created a series of different panels and fabric that were able to be manually altered to created different […]
So some journalism students have been working on the Deep Throat mystery and have concluded, based on best possible evidence, that it was Pat Buchanan. Now that’s wacky. American Pie on FOX right now. I’ve never seen it before. Who the hell had a high school experience like that? I mean what friggin senior has some […]
So I hate Sundays. Always have. Since high school. But I thought Sundays were a good day to post my lame weekend. So there. Thoughts. Favorite bumper sticker: Those who laugh last are a little slow. Creepiest church sign: Who’s your Daddy? […]
Fun fact: Apple Computer was sued over the use of its name by Apple Records (think Beatles). They lost (Apple Computers was not competition and therefore not infringing on their name). In retaliation Apple Computer named their startup sound “Sosumi”. Here’s the blurb from former Apple engineer Greg Marriot (from his resume): “TMON Professional. I […]
I have to design this butt ugly newsletter for a non-paying client (religious). I redesigned the thing so it looked decent and the original designer (some tightly wound Edina woman) got pissed and it has to be changed back. If she thinks 11 point type on 13 point leading with a horizontal scale of 80% […]
Best misheard overhead page request: “Can you take a look at my poodle.” […]
Philippe Starck is Target’s new it-boy—Michael Graves’ heir-apparent. I like Graves’ work, but it was more whimsical. Nothing all that evolutionary/revolutionary. Starck, in my humble opinion, does a much better job of creating pieces that blend form and function. On a semi-related note, my dad returned from Alaska last week (he landed on a glacier […]