Category: Being Human
Sticks and Rope
three months earlier Deckey (Daniel Kerr): Why are you in such a hurry? This place is friggin’ mint. Alex: I told ya. I’m meeting someone. Deckey: Ah. So that’s why you’re dressed like a girl. You know Ryan says this fella must be a right munter. Alex: Well actually, he’s dead handsome, has all his […]
The Trinity
Northern France, 1918 Hal Yorke (Damien Molony): I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist a chance to kill me. Lady Catherine (Victoria Ross): I’m surprised there wasn’t a queue. Hal: This civil war between our clans has been raging for seven years. In fact, I believe it is what triggered the current war in […]
Series 5
The Trinity Northern France, 1918 Hal Yorke (Damien Molony): I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist a chance to kill me. Lady Catherine (Victoria Ross): I’m surprised there wasn’t a queue. Hal: This civil war between our clans has been raging for seven years. In fact, I believe it is what triggered the current […]
Series 5
The Trinity Tom: When you go, let me know if you’d like me to accompany ya. There’s some weird people out there. Alex Millar (Kate Bracken): Says the werewolf spoonfeeding mashed banana to the vampire. Hal: Please! This is torture. Alex: If we wanted to torture you we would show you a picture of the […]
Series 5
The Trinity Hal: This isn’t about rehabilitation anymore, this is vindictive. Tom McNair (Michael Socha): You stay in the chair until you’re over the blood lust. {feeding him} Come on, it’ll make you big and strong. Hal: I don’t mean the chair. I implore you. Put a screen in front of me, give me a […]
Series 5
The Trinity Northern France, 1918 Hal Yorke (Damien Molony): I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist a chance to kill me. Lady Catherine (Victoria Ross): I’m surprised there wasn’t a queue. Hal: This civil war between our clans has been raging for seven years. In fact, I believe it is what triggered the current […]
The War Child
2022 Snow (Mark Gatiss): Do you know who I am? I was in the area, as they say. What about you, Isaac Daniels? Why are you in the areas? Daniels (Matthew Ashforde): We were on the way back from seeing my father. He’s in one of the resettlement camps in London West. Snow: Do you […]
Making History
1950 Hal: It’s not dissatisfaction. It’s a feeling more akin to having been born in captivity. A sinking realization that you’re dreams are just too big, too rich for this domestic world. Cutler (Andrew Gower): Okay, are you planning to say anything I can use as your defense? Hal: A defense for what? Cutler: What […]
Puppy Love
Hal: I was hoping you might be able to help me. Leo’s role in my rehabilitation was essential, and with him gone I have no one to set the tasks I need to keep me safe. So I was wondering if… perhaps… you could pick up where he left off. Tom: You want me to, […]
Hold the Front Page
6 months earlier Henrietta (Ella Ainsworth): Adam! Am I prettier in glasses or contacts! Adam Jacobs (Craig Roberts): Ah. Your face is a poem. Your voice is wine and your eyes are a symphony. And you have spectacular jubblies. Annie: Go on. It’s fine. Let him in. It’s definitely not the Nemesis. He’s way too […]
A Spectre Calls
Tom: Annie’s made a rota. Hal: I already have a rota. Tom: Seven am I feed the baby. Eight am you walk the baby. There’s a task for every hour and it’s color-coded. Hal: With little pictures of nappies and bottles. And glitter. She’s planned every moment of every minute of every day of our […]
The Graveyard Shift
England 1855 Fergus (Anthony Flanagan): Look, I’m not going to kill you. I want to, but he won’t let me. He says it’s protocol. It’s not that I don’t have the stomach for killing. Fergus: Sometimes I think the only demon worse than him must be the one he’s fleeing from. Annie: You need to get […]
Being Human 1955
Southend-on-Sea Leo (Louis Mahoney): I love this song. I met him once, you know. Satchmo. Stage door. The new opera house. 1950. At least I think it was him. I was so drunk it could have been Shirley Bassey. Radio Voice (Gina Bramhill): Leo. Leo, can you hear me? Don’t be afraid. I bring news […]
Eve of the War
London 2037 Voice over the radio: Ladies and gentlemen of the resistance, good evening. Oh you’d have been so proud of your comrades. They put up quite a fight. But we slit their throats and stamped on their bones all the same. New York has fallen. The resistance have been crushed. The earth belongs to […]
Series 4
Eve of the War Annie: Only me. Didn’t want to Rent-a-Ghost in and startle you. Just… {she indicates the tea}. Oh, I’m itching for a cuddle. Go on, I’ll give you fifty quid. {silence} I was thinking that I could take her out. Just into the garden. Just to give you a bit of a […]
Series 4
Eve of the War London 2037 Voice over the radio: Ladies and gentlemen of the resistance, good evening. Oh you’d have been so proud of your comrades. They put up quite a fight. But we slit their throats and stamped on their bones all the same. New York has fallen. The resistance have been crushed. […]
Series 4
Making History Hal: I like your neck. Alex: Are you aiming for enigmatic? Or… Because what I’m getting is sociopath. Hal: I bet your skin tastes of salt. Alex: Okay, you know this is getting a little old. But lucky for you I’m yet to have sex under a coalition government, so… Alex: Hal, don’t […]