The Doctor: I think you’ll find the Prime Minister is an alien in disguise. pause. That’s never gonna work, is it? Policeman: No. The Doctor: Fair enough. PM: Under the jurisdiction of the emergency protocols I order that you execute this man! The Doctor: Ah well. Yes. You see, thing is, if were you—if I […]
The Doctor: It’s not twelve hours. It’s twelve months. You’ve been gone a whole year. {pause.} Sorry. Jackie (Camille Coduri) about Rose: How old are you? Forty, forty-five? What, did you find her on the internet? Go online and pretend you’re a doctor? The Doctor: I am a doctor. Jackie: Prove it. Stitch this, mate! […]
The Doctor: Where do you think you’re going? Rose: 1860. The Doctor: Go out there, dressed like that, you’ll start a riot, Barbarella. pointing There’s a wardrobe through there. First left, second right, third on the left, go straight ahead, under the stairs, past the bins, fifth door on your left. Hurry up! Charles Dickens […]
The Doctor: Ten thousand years in the future. Step outside, it’s the year 12,005. The New Roman Empire. Rose: You think you’re so impressive. The Doctor slightly offended: I am so impressive. The Doctor: You lot. You spend all your time thinking about dying. Like you’re going to get killed by eggs or beef or […]
Rose The Doctor grabbing Rose’s hand: Run! Rose Tyler (Billie Piper): You pulled his arm off! The Doctor (Christopher Eccleston): Yep. {he tosses is to her}. Plastic. Rose: Very clever. Nice trick. Who are they then, students? Is this a student thing or what? The Doctor: Why would they be students? Rose: I don’t know. […]
Rose Mickey: Just leave him! There’s nothing you can do! Rose: Got no A levels. No job. No future. But I’ll tell you what I have got, Jericho Street Junior School Under 7’s gymnastics team. I got the bronze. The Doctor: Right then. I’ll be off. Unless, ah, I don’t know, you could come with […]
The Empty Child Jack: Okay, okay, I’ve got you! Rose: Who’s got me? Who’s got me and, you know, how? Jack: I’m just programming your descent pattern. Stay as still as you can and keep your hands and feet inside the light field. Rose: Descent pattern? Jack: Oh, and can you switch off your cellphone? […]
The Doctor grabbing Rose’s hand: Run! Rose Tyler (Billie Piper): You pulled his arm off! The Doctor (Christopher Eccleston): Yep. {he tosses is to her}. Plastic. Rose: Very clever. Nice trick. Who are they then, students? Is this a student thing or what? The Doctor: Why would they be students? Rose: I don’t know. The […]
Rose Jackie: I know! It’s on the telly, it’s everywhere. She’s lucky to be alive. Honestly, it’s aged her. Skin like an old Bible. Walking in now you’d think I was her daughter! Jackie: I’m not joking about compensation. You’ve had genuine shock and trauma. Arianna got two thousand quid off the Council just ’cause […]
Rose Rose Tyler (Billie Piper): You pulled his arm off! The Doctor (Christopher Eccleston): Yep. {he tosses is to her}. Plastic. Rose: Very clever. Nice trick. Who are they then, students? Is this a student thing or what? The Doctor: Why would they be students? Rose: I don’t know. The Doctor: Well you said it. […]