The Sontaran Stratagem

Luke Rattigan (Ryan Sampson): I’d recommend termination. General Staal (Christopher Ryan): Remember your status, boy. We do not take orders from humans. Luke Rattigan: I said… “recommend” General Staal: Then your advice shows military wisdom. She will be terminated. Luke Rattigan: Cool. Atmos: This is your final destination. Donna: I can’t believe I’m doing this! […]

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Planet of the Ood

Announcer: The Ood. They came from a distant world. They voyaged across the stars. All with one purpose. Ood (Silas Carson): Do you take milk and sugar? Announcer: To serve! The Doctor: Set the controls to random. Mystery tour! Outside that door could be any planet, anywhere, anywhen, in the whole wide— Are you all […]

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Series 4

The Sontaran Strategem The Doctor: Hello? Martha: Doctor? It’s Martha. And I’m bringing you back to Earth. The Doctor: Martha Jones. Martha: Doctor. The Doctor: You haven’t changed a bit. Martha: Neither have you! The Doctor: Martha, Donna. Donna, Martha. Please, don’t fight. I can’t bear fighting. Donna: You wish. I’ve heard all about you. […]

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Partners in Crime

Penny (Verona Joseph): How do we know the fat isn’t going straight into your bank account? Miss Foster (Sarah Lancashire): Oh Penny, if cynicism burnt up calories we’d all be thin as rakes. The Doctor to the film projectionist: Health and Safety… Film Department. The Doctor: What’s that for? Phone Bank Woman: My telephone number. […]

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Voyage of the Damned

Overhead: Attention all passengers. The Titanic is now in orbit above Sol Three. Also known as Earth. Population: Human. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Christmas. Captain Hardaker (Geoffrey Palmer): Now then, gentlemen. According to the traditions of the planet below, Christmas is a time of celebration. I think you might be entitled to a tot […]

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Last of the Time Lords

Space Lane traffic is advised to stay away from Sol: 3, also known as Earth. Pilots are warned: Sol: 3 is now entering extinction. Planet Earth is closed. Planet Earth is closed. One Year Later Martha: What’s your name then? Tom Milligan (Tom Ellis): Tom. Milligan. No need to ask who you are. The famous […]

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The Sound of Drums

The Doctor: Time travel without a capsule. That’s a killer! Jack: Still, at least we made it. Earth. Twenty-first century by the looks of it. Talk about lucky. The Doctor: That wasn’t luck. That was me. Jack: The moral is, if you’re going to get stuck at the end of the universe, get stuck with […]

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Utopia

The Doctor: The year one hundred trillion. That’s impossible. Martha: Why? What happens then? The Doctor: We’re going to the end of the universe. Professor Yana (Derek Jacobi): One more lost soul dreaming of Utopia. Chantho (Chipo Chung): Chan- You mustn’t talk as though you’ve given up. -tho Professor Yana: No no. Indeed. Here’s to […]

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Blink

Beware the weeping angels. Oh and duck. No really duck! Sally Sparrow. DUCK, NOW! Love from The Doctor (1969) Kathy Nightingale (Lucy Gaskell): Oh god. Sally, you’ve met my brother Larry, haven’t you? Sally Sparrow (Carey Mulligan): No. Kathy: You’re about to. Larry (Finlay Robertson): Okay. Not sure. But really really hoping. Pants? Sally: No. […]

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The Family of Blood

Martha: Don’t just stand there, move! God you’re rubbish as a human! The Watch to Latimer : Hold me. Keep me safe. Keep me dark. Keep me closed. The time is not right. Not yet. Not while the family is abroad. Danger. Headmaster: So. Baines. And one of the cleaning staff. There’s always a woman […]

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Human Nature

John Smith: Funny how dreams slip away. Martha: It’s Monday, November 14th, 1913. And you’re completely human. As human as they come. John Smith: Hm. That’s me. Completely human. John Smith: That’s the Box. The Blue Box. It’s always there. Like a magic carpet. This funny little box that transports me to faraway places. John […]

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42

The Doctor: There we go—universal roaming. Never have to worry about signal again. Martha: No way! This is too mad. You’re telling me I can phone anyone, anywhere in space and time on my mobile? The Doctor: As long as you know the area code. Frequent flyer’s privilege. Orin Scannell (Anthony Flanagan): Oy! You two! […]

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