Luke Rattigan (Ryan Sampson): I’d recommend termination. General Staal (Christopher Ryan): Remember your status, boy. We do not take orders from humans. Luke Rattigan: I said… “recommend” General Staal: Then your advice shows military wisdom. She will be terminated. Luke Rattigan: Cool. Atmos: This is your final destination. Donna: I can’t believe I’m doing this! […]
Announcer: The Ood. They came from a distant world. They voyaged across the stars. All with one purpose. Ood (Silas Carson): Do you take milk and sugar? Announcer: To serve! The Doctor: Set the controls to random. Mystery tour! Outside that door could be any planet, anywhere, anywhen, in the whole wide— Are you all […]
Silence in the Library Donna: So we weren’t just in the neighborhood. The Doctor: Yeah… I kind of sort of lied a bit. Got a message on the psychic paper. {The Library Come as soon as you can x}. What do you think? Cry for help? Donna: Cry for help. With a kiss. The Doctor: […]
Journey’s End Sarah Jane: Mickey! Mickey: Us Smiths gotta stick together. Jackie: Jackie Tyler, Roses’ mum. Now where the hell is my daughter? Jack busting in through the air shaft: Just my luck. I climb through two miles of ventilation shafts chasing life signs on this thing and who do I find? Mickey Mouse! Mickey: […]
The Sontaran Strategem The Doctor: Hello? Martha: Doctor? It’s Martha. And I’m bringing you back to Earth. The Doctor: Martha Jones. Martha: Doctor. The Doctor: You haven’t changed a bit. Martha: Neither have you! The Doctor: Martha, Donna. Donna, Martha. Please, don’t fight. I can’t bear fighting. Donna: You wish. I’ve heard all about you. […]
The Stolen Earth Cardiff: Jack: Gwen! Ianto, you okay? Ianto: No broken bones. Slight loss of dignity. No change there then. Gwen: The whole of the city must have felt that! The whole of South Wales. Jack: Someone’s established an atmospheric shell, keeping in the air and holding the heat. Ianto: Whoever’s done this wants […]
The End of Time (Part Two) The Doctor: Legs! I’ve still got legs! Good. Arms. Hands. Oo! Fingers. Lots of fingers. Ears. Yes. Eyes two. Nose. And I’ve had worse. Chin. Blimey. Hair. I’m a girl. No no. I’m not a girl. And still not ginger. Something important! I’m- I’m- crashing! Ha ha! Geronimo! […]
Donna: Rest of my life. Traveling. In the TARDIS. The Doctor Donna. Oh, my, I can’t go back. Don’t make me go back. Doctor, please! Please don’t make me go back. The Doctor: Donna. Oh, Donna Noble. I am so sorry. But we had the best of times. The best. Goodbye. Donna: No! No! Please! No! […]
Partners in Crime Penny: How do we know the fat isn’t going straight into your bank account? Miss Foster: Oh Penny, if cynicism burnt up calories we’d all be thin as rakes. The Doctor: What’s that for? Phone Bank Woman: My telephone number. Health and Safety. You be health, I’ll be safety. The Doctor: Ah.. […]
Partners in Crime The Doctor to the film projectionist: Health and Safety… Film Department. The Doctor: What’s that for? Phone Bank Woman: My telephone number. Health and Safety. You be health, I’ll be safety. The Doctor: Ah.. ah, but that contravenes, um, Paragraph 5 subsection C. The Doctor: Tell me Roger, have you got a […]
Turn Left Rose: What happened? What did they find? {she grabs Donna} Sorry, did they find someone? Donna: I don’t know. A bloke called The Doctor, or something. Rose: Well where is he? Donna: They took him away. He’s dead. I’m sorry, did you know him? I mean, they didn’t say his name. Could be any […]
Penny (Verona Joseph): How do we know the fat isn’t going straight into your bank account? Miss Foster (Sarah Lancashire): Oh Penny, if cynicism burnt up calories we’d all be thin as rakes. The Doctor to the film projectionist: Health and Safety… Film Department. The Doctor: What’s that for? Phone Bank Woman: My telephone number. […]
Overhead: Attention all passengers. The Titanic is now in orbit above Sol Three. Also known as Earth. Population: Human. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Christmas. Captain Hardaker (Geoffrey Palmer): Now then, gentlemen. According to the traditions of the planet below, Christmas is a time of celebration. I think you might be entitled to a tot […]
Space Lane traffic is advised to stay away from Sol: 3, also known as Earth. Pilots are warned: Sol: 3 is now entering extinction. Planet Earth is closed. Planet Earth is closed. One Year Later Martha: What’s your name then? Tom Milligan (Tom Ellis): Tom. Milligan. No need to ask who you are. The famous […]
The Doctor: Time travel without a capsule. That’s a killer! Jack: Still, at least we made it. Earth. Twenty-first century by the looks of it. Talk about lucky. The Doctor: That wasn’t luck. That was me. Jack: The moral is, if you’re going to get stuck at the end of the universe, get stuck with […]
The Doctor: The year one hundred trillion. That’s impossible. Martha: Why? What happens then? The Doctor: We’re going to the end of the universe. Professor Yana (Derek Jacobi): One more lost soul dreaming of Utopia. Chantho (Chipo Chung): Chan- You mustn’t talk as though you’ve given up. -tho Professor Yana: No no. Indeed. Here’s to […]
Beware the weeping angels. Oh and duck. No really duck! Sally Sparrow. DUCK, NOW! Love from The Doctor (1969) Kathy Nightingale (Lucy Gaskell): Oh god. Sally, you’ve met my brother Larry, haven’t you? Sally Sparrow (Carey Mulligan): No. Kathy: You’re about to. Larry (Finlay Robertson): Okay. Not sure. But really really hoping. Pants? Sally: No. […]
Martha: Don’t just stand there, move! God you’re rubbish as a human! The Watch to Latimer : Hold me. Keep me safe. Keep me dark. Keep me closed. The time is not right. Not yet. Not while the family is abroad. Danger. Headmaster: So. Baines. And one of the cleaning staff. There’s always a woman […]
John Smith: Funny how dreams slip away. Martha: It’s Monday, November 14th, 1913. And you’re completely human. As human as they come. John Smith: Hm. That’s me. Completely human. John Smith: That’s the Box. The Blue Box. It’s always there. Like a magic carpet. This funny little box that transports me to faraway places. John […]
The Doctor: There we go—universal roaming. Never have to worry about signal again. Martha: No way! This is too mad. You’re telling me I can phone anyone, anywhere in space and time on my mobile? The Doctor: As long as you know the area code. Frequent flyer’s privilege. Orin Scannell (Anthony Flanagan): Oy! You two! […]