The Doctor: There we go! Perfect landing! Which isn’t easy in such a tight spot. Martha: You should be used to tight spots by now. Where are we? The Doctor: The end of the line. No place like it. Martha: Home. You took me home. The Doctor: Back to the morning after we left. I’d […]
Dalek Sec (Eric Loren): These humans will become like me. Prepare them for hybridization. Martha: Leave me alone! Don’t you dare! {a radio starts playing} Dalek Sec: What is that sound? The Doctor: Ah. Well. Now. That would be me. Hello. Surprise! Boo! Etcetera. Dalek Sec: Doctor. Dalek Thay: The enemy of the Daleks! Dalek […]
Martha: Where are we? The Doctor: Ah! Smell that Atlantic breeze. Nice and cold. Lovely. Martha, you’ve met my friend. Martha: Is that? Oh my god, that’s the Statue of Liberty. The Doctor: Gateway to the New World. “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.” Martha: That’s so brilliant. […]
Sally Calypso (Erika Macleod): Salutations. This is Sally Calypso with the traffic news at 10:15. We’ve got reports of a multiple stockpile at Junction 509. With a spate of carjackings reported on New Fifth Avenue. So you take care now. Drive safely! The Doctor: Just one trip. That’s what I said. One trip in the […]
London 1599 Lilith (Christina Cole): Soon, at the hour of woven words, we shall rise again. And this fleeting earth will perish! Martha: But how do you travel in time? And what makes it go? The Doctor: Oh, let’s take the fun and the mystery out of everything! Martha, you don’t want to know. It […]
[nextpage title=”page 1″] Smith and Jones The Doctor popping up: Like so. {he takes off his tie} See? Mr. Stoker: John Smith. Admitted yesterday with severe abdominal pains. Jones why don’t you see what you can find. Amaze me. Martha Jones: That wasn’t very clever running around outside, was it? The Doctor: Sorry? Martha: On […]
Utopia Martha: It’s a bit odd though. Not very one hundred trillion. That coat’s more like World War II. The Doctor: I think he came with us. Martha: How d’you mean? He’s from Earth? The Doctor: Must have been clinging to the outside of the TARDIS. All the way through the vortex. Wow, that’s very […]
The Doctor popping up: Like so. {he takes off his tie} See? Mr. Stoker (Roy Marsden): Any ideas, Morgenstern? Morgenstern (Ben Righton): Ah, dizziness could be a sign of early onset diabetes. Mr. Stoker: Hardly early onset, if you’ll forgive me, Mrs. Finnegan. Mr. Stoker: Hippocrates himself expounded on the virtues of salt. Recommended the […]
[nextpage title=”page 1″] Smith and Jones Mr. Stoker: Any ideas, Morgenstern? Morgenstern: Ah, dizziness could be a sign of early onset diabetes. Mr. Stoker: Hardly early onset, if you’ll forgive me, Mrs. Finnegan. Mr. Stoker: Hippocrates himself expounded on the virtues of salt. Recommended the inhalation of steam from sea water. Though no doubt if […]
[nextpage title=”page 1″] Smith and Jones The Doctor popping up: Like so. {he takes off his tie} See? Mr. Stoker: John Smith. Admitted yesterday with severe abdominal pains. Jones why don’t you see what you can find. Amaze me. Martha Jones: That wasn’t very clever running around outside, was it? The Doctor: Sorry? Martha: On […]
Donna: No stupid martian is going to stop me from getting married. To hell with you!
The Doctor: I’m not… I’m not… I’m not from Mars. […]
The Doctor: What? Donna: Who are you? The Doctor: But— Donna: Where am I? The Doctor: What? Donna: What the hell is this place?! The Doctor: What? Donna: Tell me where I am. I demand you tell me, right now, where am I? The Doctor: Inside the TARDIS. Donna: What? The Doctor: The TARDIS. Donna: […]
Dalek (Nicholas Briggs): The Genesis Ark must be protected above all else! Cyberman (Paul Kasey): Cybermen now occupy every landmass on this planet. But you need not fear. Cybermen will remove fear. Cybermen will remove sex and class and color and creed. You will become identical. You will become like us. Cyberman: I ordered surrender. […]
Rose: This is the story of how I died… Jackie (Camille Coduri): But you can see them. They look human. Rose: She’s got a point. They are sort of blurred, but they’re definitely people. The Doctor: Maybe not. They’re pressing themselves into the surface of the world. But a footprint doesn’t look like a boot. […]
The Doctor: It only seems like yesterday a few naked Greek blokes were tossing a diskus about, wrestling with each other in the sand and the crowds stood about— No wait a minute. That was Club Med. The Doctor: Hm. Tickles. Father (Tim Faraday): What’s your game? The Doctor: My… um. Snakes and Ladders. Quite […]
The Doctor: You made it worse! Rose: You said blue! The Doctor: I said not blue! Elton (Marc Warren): You can’t imagine it—the Doctor’s machine. The most beautiful sound in the world. That wasn’t the first time I met the Doctor. And it certainly wasn’t the last—oh no. I just put that bit at the […]
The Doctor: The seal opened up. It’s gone. All we’ve got left is this chasm. Zachary Cross Flane (Shaun Parkes): How deep is it? The Doctor: Can’t tell. Looks it goes down forever. Rose: “The pit is open.” That’s what the voice said. Zach: But there’s nothing. Zach: Ida. I recommend that you withdraw. Immediately. […]
The Doctor about the TARDIS: I don’t know what’s wrong with her. She’s sort of… queasy. Indigestion, like she didn’t want to land. Rose: Well if you think there’s gonna be trouble, we could always get back inside and go somewhere else. {they laugh} The Doctor looking around: I think… we’ve landed inside a cupboard. […]
Magpie (Ron Cook): Two hundred pounds overdrawn. I need a miracle. Grandma (Margaret John): I hear they rot your brains. Rot them into soup. And your brain comes pouring out of your ears. That’s what television does. The Wire (Maureen Lipman): Mr. Magpie. Oh Mr. Magpie. Woo hoo. Can you hear me, Magpie? Magpie: Yes. […]
Mrs. Moore (Helen Griffin): Finished chatting? I’ve never seen a slower getaway in my life! Pete (Shaun Dingwall): I thought I was broadcasting to the security services. What do I get? Scooby Doo and his gang. They’ve even got the van. Mickey: No no no. But the Preacher’s not what he’s doing. Ricky said he’s […]
Rose: What happened? The Doctor: The Time Vortex, it’s gone! That’s impossible. It’s just gone. The Doctor: She’s dead. The TARDIS is dead. Rose: You can fix it? The Doctor: There’s nothing to fix. She’s perished. The last TARDIS in the Universe, extinct. Rose: We can get help, yeah? The Doctor: Where from? Rose: Well, […]