Gossip Girl: Brr, Upper East Siders. It’s cold outside. And as February approaches, we need to find ways to fight frostbite. Some keep warm the old fashioned way. Chuck: Do you know what a turn-on it would be to sleep with a woman trying to buy my company. Reina Thorpe (Tika Sumpter): As long as […]
Gossip Girl: It’s a cold New Year, Upper East Siders. Time to donate that fall wardrobe to the help and to present the world with a better version of you. Which could mean facing your future… and forgetting past mistakes. Or finally settling on a brand new path. But a new year doesn’t wipe away […]
Gossip Girl: Spotted: Dan and Blair exiting Sant Ambroeus with espresso doppio for two. But we hear it’s not the caffeine that’s got them talking a mile a minute. It’s a mission. Dan: So. Juliet dressed up like Serena at Saints & Sinners to destroy her relationships with me and Nate. Blair: And enlist Vanessa […]
Gossip Girl: Thanksgiving, my favorite holiday. As always I’ll be spending it giving thanks for the bounty of secrets I’ve harvested from you this year. But leave a place for me at your table. I’ll be back for just desserts. Blair: Strolling the Christmas markets with Daddy and Roman. Celebrating the Beaujolais Nouveau at Le […]
Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, the possibilities are endless. Dom or Krug. Winston or Cartier. Tory or Stella. Eventually even the people with everything have to choose. Serena: Hey, why are you guys eating? I thought we were going to Sarabeth’s. Eric: Ah, we decided we could spread out better here. There’s more […]
Gossip Girl: Morning, Upper East Siders. Hope you had a good night’s sleep. Or at least a good night’s play. Serena: I need to talk. I’m having Colin issues. Blair: And boundary issues. Ladies knock. And besides the only issue you should be having with Professor Forrester is the topic of your midterm. Now if […]
Gossip Girl: Rise and shine, Upper East Siders. It’s officially fall. And when the leaves start to turn, we know it’s time for B’s birthday. We hope Serena will be there to celebrate, but we hear she’s having her own private party with a professor. Serena: So you’re from Maine. Colin (Sam Page): I grew […]
Gossip Girl: They say waking up is hard to do. Especially when you’re not alone. Blair: What have we here? Bed: unslept in. Hair in… missionary disarray. And yesterday’s dress with today’s shame all over it. Serena: No shame. For your information we just stayed up talking. Blair: Oh. So does this chatty insomniac have […]
Gossip Girl: Morning on the Upper East Side. Where even our own blonde birdie has been spotted flying the coop early to make it to her morning classes. Leave it to Serena van der Woodsen to make geek, chic. Who knew ivy would look so good on her. Serena: Hey! Hey hey. Are you kidding […]
Gossip Girl: Overnight our brooding billionaire has become a generous gentleman. But what’s responsible for this metamorphosis? Or should I say, “who”. Has a French fairy touched Chuck with her magic wand? Or does simply being with an angel make you want to grow wings too? Dorota: Sorry, Miss Blair. No papers today. I think […]
Gossip Girl: Under Construction Blair: I don’t understand. How can Gossip Girl be down my first day at Columbia? Dorota: Maybe Gossip Girl get kidnapped. Unstable ex-boyfriend lock internet— Blair: Dorota! What did I tell you? No more watching Law and Order: SVU while you’re breastfeeding. No, unlike those plebeians at NYU the students at […]
Gossip Girl: Summer is coming to a close. And as everyone knows, Paris—like the Upper East Side—empties out in August. Leaving behind only the tourists and the dreamers, lamenting the imminent return to real life. Serena: I can’t believe it’s almost time to go back to New York already. Blair: I know. And you still […]
Belles de Jour Juliet: Wouldn’t want to interrupt your girlfriend’s private conversation. It seemed pretty important. Nate: She’s not my girlfriend. Juliet: I was being polite. Nate: She’s not that either. She’s just a friend of a friend. Nate: Can I at least get your number? Juliet: What, it’s not in your friend’s Little Black […]
Belles de Jour Bruce Caplan: So you have no idea where he is? Lily: Well Charles didn’t exactly leave town on good terms and even when he does he finds it best not to tell us where he’s going. For our own sakes. Bruce Caplan: Well I need your help finding him this time. And […]
Easy J Jenny: Whatever you’re about to do, Blair, my dad and Lily are going to be home any minute. Blair: Not to worry, Little J. This is going to be a very short conversation. I let you walk away after you whored yourself out to Chuck because I assumed you were smart enough never […]
Belles de Jour Gossip Girl: Nothing beats a summer abroad. But when travelling far from home it’s always nice to bring along an old friend from the neighborhood. Cobblestones and Cafe de Flore. Serena’s locked down the Left Bank and become a muse to us all. Meanwhile, Blair rules the Right Bank. Storming the shops […]
The Undergraduates Eric about the absence of Gossip Girl: Still nothing. Serena: Good. I forgot how exciting the first day of school can be. New fall wardrobe, fresh slate. The fact that Gossip Girl isn’t around to stir up trouble only makes it that much more perfect. Eric: Or she could be planning something big […]
[nextpage title=”page 1″] Belles de Jour Vanessa: Your dad called me because he couldn’t reach you. I told him to call Serena because I assumed she’d be with you. Because what other reason could there possibly be that you haven’t called or emailed me all summer. Or making me have this conversation in the doorway. […]
[nextpage title=”page 1″] Belles de Jour Chuck: Where am I? Eva: You’re safe. Who are you? What’s your name? Chuck: Henry. Henry Prince. Eva: You had the dream again. I hoped it wouldn’t follow us from Prague. Chuck: I guess I’ll have to give it more time. Eva: Take as long as you need. My […]
[nextpage title=”page 1″] Belles de Jour Serena: Blair what are you doing? We said we wouldn’t check Gossip Girl all summer. Blair: Summer’s almost over. Serena: So what does it say about Chuck? Blair: I couldn’t be less interested. Serena gives her a look. No new posts. He’s been MIA since he left town this […]
The Undergraduates Blair: I don’t understand. How can Gossip Girl be down my first day at Columbia? Dorota: Maybe Gossip Girl get kidnapped. Unstable ex-boyfriend lock internet— Blair: Dorota! What did I tell you? No more watching Law and Order: SVU while you’re breastfeeding. Goodbye, Columbia Serena: What is going on? Dorota: It’s better not […]